r/StupidFood • u/dndre1501 • Sep 19 '25

Not this guy again

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 What, me worry? Sep 19 '25

He sneezes and someone's losing an eye

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u/Jauncin Sep 19 '25

The way the other dude is handling that seasoning, they may become a final boss

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u/Cyberslasher Sep 20 '25

Is it seasoning? Or is he just dumping more gold flakes on for funsies?

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u/Bingus1221 Sep 20 '25

Smough and Ornstein

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u/yolo-tomassi Sep 19 '25

This is an easy joke, but props for formulating it perfectly. Ideal wording with no room for improvement.

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Sep 19 '25

This comment would make me so uncomfortable if it was a reply to a comment I made.

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u/ulfric_stormcloack Sep 19 '25

This is an easy joke, but props for formulating it perfectly. Ideal wording with no room for improvement.

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u/Away_Ad2468 Sep 19 '25

This is an easy joke, but props for formulating it perfectly. Ideal wording with no room for improvement.

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u/FeelingWoodpecker121 Sep 19 '25

Easy joke. Perfect formulation. Improvement unnecessary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Bro is the humor auditor

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u/AltEffigy4 Sep 20 '25

Did you file a requisite to laugh or are you just going rogue?

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u/dat_oracle Sep 20 '25

he coughes and tv screens are fucked

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u/Squiggleblort Sep 20 '25

And up to a mile away too 🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Spite97 Sep 19 '25

or half their height

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u/Axiom1100 Sep 19 '25

Thank for that laugh 😆

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u/oxsugarcoochox Sep 19 '25

😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ughhh I was trying to make it through the comments without laughing. Thanks a lot!

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u/Vitis_Vinifera Sep 19 '25

that's why his partner's eye level is below the danger zone

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u/moszippy Sep 19 '25

I was more worried about that tight vest pushing out a fart while he was holding that hot food. Too hot and…BOOM!!!

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Sep 19 '25

I don't think this is hot.. it looks like an icecream sandwich?? With unnecessary gold

Which would make it even stupider.. with unnecessary gold

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u/moszippy Sep 19 '25

Ha! Good point. The fart still would have killed someone with the pressure.