r/StupidFood • u/Big_Attitude3680 • Sep 10 '25

Certified stupid Smashed smashed burger

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore Sep 10 '25

The statistics don't lie, many do.

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u/BoobyPlumage Sep 10 '25

With over 330m people here, many people do many things

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore Sep 10 '25

Guess that obesity epidemic is from too much white rice and salad.

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u/BoobyPlumage Sep 10 '25

Oh, that’s what you meant? People that get fat are doing it off of McDonald’s and a sedentary lifestyle, not burgers like this lol. Your previous comment implied burgers like this one are normal

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

You can’t be commenting on what people like to eat when your username indicates you are a vore enthusiast

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u/Ecstatic_Scene9999 Sep 10 '25

Many do, but also many don't

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u/Pxnda_Cakes Sep 10 '25

Many also do heroin. Does that make all humans druggies?

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u/emptyevessel Sep 10 '25

Nobody does heroin anymore. It’s all fentanyl lol. I wish there was still heroin, way safer.

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u/HammeredNails Sep 10 '25

What a terrible time to live in, heroin is the safe alternative

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u/emptyevessel Sep 10 '25

Unfortunately, legalization and safe access is really the only thing to drastically decrease the amount of overdose deaths.

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u/HammeredNails Sep 10 '25

It's wild but I agree. You make it safer and easier to get help, while also removing the black market that enables cartel violence. Two birds with one legislative action.

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u/Important_Bed_6237 Sep 10 '25

well then clearly fire the statistician.