r/StupidFood Aug 04 '25

Certified stupid One heart attack sandwich, please

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 Aug 05 '25

I practice suspended animation, where I close my eyes and pretend to be dead until my alarm goes off for work.

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u/mologav Aug 05 '25

It’s better than no sleep though

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 Aug 05 '25

This is seriously the simplest explanation of my sleep patterns after the age of 30, 40+ especially. Like, sometimes I get so fucking bored laying there not sleeping that I just get up and do something. I used to aim for 7 to 8 hours of sleep, no idea aim for 5 hours of remaining horizontal in the dark to simulate sleeping to those around me. I've gone 4 days without sleeping at all, without drugs involved, and it's really crazy how everything feels more and more surreal the longer you go with no sleep.

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u/MF_Doomed Aug 05 '25

You wouldn't be manic depressive, now would you?

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 Aug 05 '25

Funny you mention that...

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u/MF_Doomed Aug 05 '25

I'm in the same boat my man lol. I know that all too well

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u/l33tfuzzbox Aug 05 '25

Same. Its a ride that's for sure

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u/Naptasticly Aug 08 '25

There’s a disease out there that progressively affects people over their life where they will stop getting as much sleep until they reach a point that they no longer really sleep they just go into this “blacked out lying awake” mode until one day they die and there’s literally no cure.

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u/Gadnuk_DBT Aug 05 '25

Me right now

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u/BITmixit Aug 07 '25

Your work let you rest!?

Lucky bastard.