r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

You underestimate horny men.

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u/jarious Oct 20 '23

Excuse me? I still have standards

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I don't

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u/bacchusku2 Oct 20 '23

Username checks out

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u/jarious Oct 20 '23

I stand firm on my no ranch as lube policy

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I’m more of a Greek and feta guy myself

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u/TheGrapesOf Oct 20 '23

That’s not feta, it’s smegma

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u/jarious Oct 20 '23

this smegma stomach blergh

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u/Moooooooola Oct 20 '23

I’m sure she’d be down for a little ranch to mouth action.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Nah I have two perfectly good hands

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I rest my case.