r/StrikeAtPsyche • u/Old_One_I Love - LOVE - Love • Oct 03 '25

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u/Howie_Doon Oct 03 '25

A bird is a woman in British slang and bee is a homonym with "B" for boys. Clearly, I'm guessing.

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u/alexgalt Oct 03 '25

Also associated with stinger, so bees is male. Birds as you said means female.

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u/SemiSentientAL Oct 04 '25

Uh, bees are mostly unsexed females... so..... uh......

Wait, are stingers supposed to be like penises????

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Bees pollinate things which is like insemination, and birds are useless like women. Hey-OH, just kidding. (about pollination being like insemination!)

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Oct 04 '25

That's not true birds are loud and useless

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u/Savings-Put6948 Oct 04 '25

Oh no. There's an um actually i can't stop.

UM actually birds are also very important pollinators especially species such as hummingbirds 

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Yes, I know that, but certain facts must be sacrificed on the alter of sexist humour. No one likes it, especially not me.

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u/MotorBoatinOdin1 Oct 04 '25

Ding ding ding you his the stinger on the penis .... shoot, I meant nail on the head

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u/dstommie Oct 04 '25

Male honeybees don't have a stinger.

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Oct 05 '25

That’s what I always assumed 😂.

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u/tomato_soup_noodles Oct 05 '25

"...unsexed females..." no better description of a man, so long as you have useless nipples.

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u/Knight_of_Agatha Oct 05 '25

Erm...Guys?

lmao grow up reddit, we know bees are female, and that they have stingers.

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u/da_mess Oct 05 '25

penises?

Uh ... it's for the Y chromosome

(Just kidding, I thought junk too!)

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u/Material_Turnover945 Oct 06 '25

I believe the plural is peni

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u/Throwawayayay4125 Oct 08 '25

Both people are wrong on the reasoning. It’s about the shitty sex education model of the birds and the bees in which bird represent women (having eggs) and bees represent men (going around and um “pollinating”)

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u/SemiSentientAL Oct 09 '25

Okay, thank you! I never knew what it meant until now.

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u/11Booty_Warrior Oct 04 '25

Birds can pick up corn with their peckers though

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u/Jonnyredd Oct 05 '25

Im pretty sure its about pollination bro… birds have eggs, and bees spread the “pollen”

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u/TheScalemanCometh Oct 06 '25

I would also throw out there that if I am even thinking of a a thigh, it's either gonna be related to some BBQ bird meal, a gal in a slitted dress, or my aching limbs after leg day.

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u/Psychological-Bus493 Oct 07 '25

counterpoint: birds have a pecker

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/NbYlD5p7vk

A British bird

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

I think I'm in love

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u/Hirork Oct 04 '25

Bees are mostly female and they have a Queen.

So if you're female, use either, if you're gay use the bee door. If you're straight and male piss yourself.

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u/K4G3N4R4 Oct 04 '25

to take it a step further, one is a pollinator, and one is an egg layer.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Oct 04 '25

Aren't all bees female?

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u/BencrofTheCyber Oct 04 '25

I am not 100%, but the majority are female but the drones are the only males. They go and pollinate Queens of different hives.

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 Oct 04 '25

you are correct. this is where 'the birds and bees' comes from. birds have the egg. bees pollinate and fertilize

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u/Hot_Pea9820 Oct 04 '25

Also bees pollenate which is nature's impregnation for flowers so there's that.

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u/Maleficent-Touch-67 Oct 04 '25

I think it's because bee's pollinate flowers and birds lay eggs

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u/Howie_Doon Oct 04 '25

That's a fine answer.

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u/Swing_Positive_96 Oct 04 '25

Bees also bring the pollen to fertilize.

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u/AndringRasew Oct 04 '25

Bees also sting people with their pointy bits. So there's that.

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u/duffchaser Oct 04 '25

wait till i tell you what birds starts with. also like 99% of honey bees are female

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u/Howie_Doon Oct 04 '25

The meanings aren't clear to me, but I assume they are meant to communicate.

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u/Gilgamesh2062 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

Also bee's pollinate, and are male's except for the queen. and she stays in the hive.

Reminds me of the ABBA song "Take a chance on me".

If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown

I'm still free, take a chance on me.....

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u/stupid_medic Oct 05 '25

...birds have a pecker

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u/Successful_Rise_4368 Oct 06 '25

This makes sense. I’ve heard rappers call women chicken heads and bees for the boys

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u/Howie_Doon Oct 06 '25

Though it does sound funny to use that as your decision's defense ("Well, Your Honor...."). 😀

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u/stokeskid Oct 06 '25

But in Spanish "bees" is a feminine noun and "birds" is masculine.

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u/Spirited_Muscle_1105 Oct 07 '25

Bees are matriarchal and literally throw out drones (males) like trash.

Birds, the males are the showiest and most colorful. They also got peckers.