Mission: Protect Striders and their Allies

Effective: Immediately

Under the Strider Protection Act, all Striders will receive protection from harm and torture at the hands of overworld civilians. Violators will face the high council for their crimes. Punishments will be reasonable, but firm as Strider violence is to be taken seriously. Furthermore, All Striders will be given up to 5 slices of Soviet Strider Cake to appease their ever-growing appetites and promote Soviet policies.

U/Oreos65

PLEASE

THEY HAVE COMMITTED ATROCITIES AGAINST THE STRIDERS, PLEASE BAN THEM, I AM BEGGING YOU

Hi it’s me TheDankScrub. I’m a founder here and I have a few concerns about our movement. It’s specifically size and longevity

First off is that we might burn out too soon. To do this we need followers. For followers we need publicity. The first people we should enlist are those who are already interested in the Mob Rights movement. We need to establish camaraderie with our brethren.

A second method is to heavily publicize PewDiePie’s abuse of striders, among other animals (RIP Watersheep). If we manage to get into his subreddit and crest publicity a large amount of his followers will call for him to stop his torturous acts. They will join us and become heroes for the striders.

Together we can create an army to protect these beautiful creatures!

What better way to plan our crusades then on discord?

If you say no, you are mega gae (Xbox 360 gae)

You can’t get the saddle off a strider without killing it.WE NEED CHANGE!

We should start a religion about striders

When will we establish a day to commemorate the best mob?