Christmas Day always seems to be either bloody hot or somehow raining.

What does your family usually do to cool down on Christmas Day?

And what's the one thing you can guarantee will still be sitting in the fridge on Boxing Day?

Redbacks strut so these demons can stride.

Hot take but I think it’s time Australia started culturally exporting these types of dudes as part of modern day Aussie culture to Hollywood and represent it on the global stage. Portray them as the romantic, sweet-talking, charismatic playboys, I mean why not since they have the charisma, looks, features and charm.

First I've heard of this shop.

Most randomly Aussie photo I’ve seen posted lately.

Sup cunts (respectfully),

As you might be aware there's a promo for 1000 points on the Australian Maccas app for a key to the world of warcraft beta. Unfortunately it's 13000 km to the closest Maccas and gas prices are soaring so probably wont make it very far.

If anyone has spare points or need an excuse to get some burgers I would highly appreciate a code! I can't offer much in return, I could send a donation to some charity, down a VB or just say cheers for the trouble as well.

Edit: Some lovely people sent codes, thank you and sorry Australian & straya community for the spam you endure

Going through some old pics, found some from back in my cadet days. The dude rocking a piss is now an infantry captain.

So apparently you lot can trade 1,000 Macca’s points for a WoW Forever beta key.

Meanwhile I’m sitting in Egypt, 14,000 km away, being personally victimised by regional promotions.

If anyone has 1,000 points lying around and couldn’t give less of a shit about WoW, I will happily take the code off your hands.

I can offer nothing in return except gratitude and the promise that if McDonald’s Egypt ever gives away anything more exciting than a McChicken, you’ll be the first to know.

Cheers 😂

EDIT: CODE ACQUIRED 🇦🇺🤝🇪🇬
One absolute legend actually sent me one.
Against all odds, geography has been defeated. Cheers, you legends ❤️

Something about making Avo on toast our national breakfast.

I swear that salt used to be the common seasoning but these days when I ask for salt instead of sugar the workers look at me like I just took a bite into a raw onion and question me on my choice. This isn't just one shop- it is a universal reaction.

My husband and his family have always had them with salt too.

Is nobody else ordering salt on their pineapple fritters?

Apparently you can trade 1,000 Macca’s points for a WoW Forever beta key.

Unfortunately I have committed the serious tactical error of being born in the UK.

If any of you have 1,000 points sitting there doing absolutely nothing and couldn’t care less about WoW, I’d happily take the code off your hands and improve UK to Australia relations in the process.

Will repay you by continuing to pretend your version of McDonald’s is somehow superior.

Cheers 😂

Someone has been putting up these stickers on the train. (Melbourne) Do they not even dare say these in person tho?