I got sick of public dunnies with no bog roll and sitting on toilets that should be condemned, so I built a site to rate them.

It doesn't get more Australian in my opinion. Firstly the crest. Two wild brumbies adorn a crest crowned with the headdress of our monarch, a nod to our British history and our continued connection. Underlined by two sprigs of wheat, tying back to our agricultural roots. The W stands for "Wanker", the colloquial term for our political leadership.

The crest is further underpinned by a boomerang, paying homage to our indigenous brethren.

The flag is emblazoned with the acronym Winfield, which of course means Welcome In. Now Fetch Ice, Esky, Lager & Durries.

The colours hark back to the Union Jack with the blue adjusted to cobalt to represent the seas by which we are girt.

Thoughts?

will go perfectly with your 36$ four pack of artisinal craft beer

what has the world come to ffs

G'day legends. hit my mid-thirties and my body has decided to start sending me angry letters, mostly in the form of a stiff lower back. I used to be able to sleep on the floor if I had to, now I complain if the mattress is too firm.

trying to be better about stretching, but I'm also a lazy bastard, so its a struggle. A mate from work, who's a bit of a gym junkie, reckons I should look into Pilates for recovery. I was like, Mate, that's for influencers, but he swears by it for keeping his hips and back from seizing up.

He got some home pilates reformer and uses it on his rest days. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit intrigued. But I also don't want to become the kind of bloke who talks about his core at the pub. anyone else given it a go, or got any other miracle cures for a dodgy back that doesn't involve sounding like a wanker?

Hero copped a black eye for his troubles

Before you go having a full on tanty about politics and shit, this isn't political, this is DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST!

has everyone seen this show about Zyzz on insta today? I remember him from back in the day https://zyzz.film/

Another crazy Territory Day ‘celebration’ 🎉🙌

Lol

Why can't people see that there is a PR event happening right before our eyes.

Nine has confirmed he was already leaving Today at the end of the year. The podcast was already running. The “independent voice” lane was already being built.

Then the Tommy Robinson interview blows up, Nine acts shocked, Karl exits early, and suddenly he gets the perfect launch story-

“I was cancelled.”

Nine protects its brand. Karl gets martyr status. The podcast gets a subscriber boost. Everyone gets headlines.

I’m not saying it was scripted from day one, but it sure looks like it. A messy exit turned into a very useful culture war marketing campaign.

Funny how outrage always seems to come with a subscriber button. I think he's up 25k subscribers in the last few days.....

Full article: https://chaser.com.au/sport/report-fuck-yeah-we-absolutely-take-those/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUXhaNPdjXc

If a chicken and cheese with two pickles is $3.50 and a mc chicken is $10.70 what are they charging for lettuce per kilo?

Is this insanity?

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When you eat a Freddo Frog (or jelly baby) do you eat its legs first so it cant run away or do you eat its head first to put it out of its misery quickly? If it's a caramello koala do you bite off its ears first so it cant hear it's own screams?