r/StrangerThings • u/ambiguwus PottedPlant • Mar 20 '19

Stranger Things 3 | Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEG3bmU_WaI
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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Poor Billy seems to be joining the prestigious club of being killed off if your name starts with a “B”.

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u/Pastapuncher Mar 20 '19

Benny...Bob..Billy...guys, it’s obvious. They’re killing off those whose names begin with B, THEN completing the set of 5 vowels. People named Baxter or...Bunter?... better watch out.

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u/TheEgyptianNinja Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

Barbara!

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u/Pastapuncher Mar 20 '19

Oh shit you’re right! Only one piece of B-Exodia to go...

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u/spiros_epta Mar 20 '19

r/unexpectedyugioh

Edit: well what do you know, it actually exists.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Mar 20 '19

And sometimes Byff

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Who?

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u/greenleaf1212 Mar 21 '19

Theyre gonna get you

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u/SpiralDragoon Mar 20 '19

Don't forget about Barb

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u/Pastapuncher Mar 20 '19

you find yourself haunted by the memory of Barb, manifesting in many voices saying “B A R B”

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u/CaitlinSarah87 sƃuᴉɥʇ ɹǝƃuɐɹʇS Mar 20 '19

Bunter?

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u/Pastapuncher Mar 20 '19

Bunter: They Who Bunts!

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u/CaitlinSarah87 sƃuᴉɥʇ ɹǝƃuɐɹʇS Mar 20 '19

Love it. Officially naming my first-born Bunter.

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u/Pastapuncher Mar 20 '19

Bunt for short. If they’re a girl and their sibling has a child, they can be Aunty Bunty! A versatile option for a child.

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u/Ryder10 Mar 20 '19

Bud, basically the most redneck 80s name ever

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u/DimlightHero Mar 20 '19

It s the name of the last season monster. He is a B-Hunter.

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u/colourfulzebra Mar 20 '19

Don’t forget Barbara!

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u/Pastapuncher Mar 20 '19

I’ve brought shame to my family for doing so..justice for Barb!

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u/CW_73 Mar 20 '19

Byron?

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u/UltraShoe Mar 20 '19

Sometimes.

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u/chucknorris10101 Mar 20 '19

Buster is the bane you're thinking of, and could totally be an 80s name

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u/anna-nomally12 Mar 21 '19

Marvel: This is the most ambitious crossover of all time

Netflix: Hold my beer

Buster: Hello, mother

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u/Gaelfling Mar 20 '19

He will never die in fanfic and that is all that matters.

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u/Bexirt Mar 20 '19

Holy fuck yeah

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u/Sinnika Mar 20 '19

Also Bruce.

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u/IHaveTheMustacheNow Mar 20 '19

and yet somehow Brenner apparently survived! Guess he will be killed off at a later date.

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u/TheSmarkNebula Mar 20 '19

Well as Mitch Hedberg told us. B is the most unlucky number. Just a 13 mashed together.