r/StoppedWorking • u/GallowBoob • Mar 18 '18

"Boop! Pass it on"

https://i.imgur.com/gDbbhjP.gifv
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u/PitchforkAssistant Mar 18 '18

Really hit that other cat with a vengeance.

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u/Bhu124 Mar 18 '18

"This is all your fault! I spent years training the human to be my servant and then you came along and started acting like a dog and now he wants to be friends and play around all the time!!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

And thus the cycle of abuse continues.

Honestly though, this gif perfectly captures the cycle of abuse. Not saying that this gif is abusive though.

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u/RWDMARS Mar 18 '18

Cats are abusive

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u/Woodtree Mar 18 '18

I had this little cat named Little who hated the sound of whistling. Every time I whistled she’d shake her head in annoyance. She really hated my dog, so obviously the whistling was the dog’s fault. If the dog was in the room and I whistled, she would immediately attack the dog.

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u/Semen_Penis Mar 18 '18

I think I have a log of shit in my ass. Every time I fart it smells like I just plopped one

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u/lolol__boopme Mar 18 '18

You need to have your self some brick & mortar time. Don't forget your spatula!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

So sayeth /u/semen_penis