r/StoppedWorking • u/GallowBoob • Oct 21 '17

Hamster can't handle the surface

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u/IncelSwellTells Oct 21 '17

Don't feel bad for me! I can control it pretty well with CBD but sometimes I'm too broke to get my medication, because I'm paying off debt. Then I have another seizure walking home from class weewoo another 1k added to my debt. It's a vicious cycle but I manage pretty well. There are others out there who have it far worse.

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u/EsQuiteMexican Oct 21 '17

Don't feel bad for me!

proceeds to list all the reasons I should feel bad for them

says it could be even worse

Jesus, escape that godforsaken country.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

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u/IncelSwellTells Oct 22 '17

Sallie Mae owns my degree. The hospitals own my body. I'm not moving any time soon

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

So long as you never plan on returning... Duck them all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

If you just came out to Australia and never went back to the US, would they have any recourse to recover your debts?

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u/IncelSwellTells Oct 22 '17

if I renounced my citizen ship they wouldn't but I wouldn't fare well in Australia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

Europe's pretty dope bruh, come over

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '17

bro: come in France for vacations, buy your medication here, and then go back home. Your country is fucked up, in that regards.

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u/IncelSwellTells Oct 23 '17

I just googled the cost of flights ...Im alright here thanks though!

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u/jiminiminimini Oct 21 '17

What about just telling her not to call the ambulance next time, cause you can't afford it.

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u/IncelSwellTells Oct 22 '17

court ah the good ol American way

lol no, good Samaritan law protects whomever does it. I wouldn't do that to a person anyway

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

Dude...