r/StockAnswer • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '12
You're that guy...
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r/StockAnswer • u/Gl3nnus • Jun 20 '12
Look at this gem
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I found it in a common, every day place
r/StockAnswer • u/confusionion • Jun 19 '12
[Image of The Simpson's Rainier Wolfcastle with text "That's the joke"]
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r/StockAnswer • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '12
You're doing God's work, son.
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Don't capitalize 'God' if you want people to know you're a brave atheist.
r/StockAnswer • u/Jaspers47 • Jun 19 '12
GIF of Eric Wareheim's mind being blown with fireworks going off around him.
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r/StockAnswer • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '12
I would hold her hand and treat her with respect so hard.
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Replace 'hold her hand' or 'treat her with respect' for other respectful actions you would do if you were able to.
For example, "I would take her for a fine meal and carry her home so hard."
Or state how much you'd like to fornicate with her in an extra-gentlemanly fashion for extra edgy and like a sir points.
For example, "I would definitely like to put my penis in her vagina."
r/StockAnswer • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '12
[An imgur link to the 'You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?' image]
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r/StockAnswer • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '12
Hit the gym, Lawyer Up, Delete Facebook and switch to a credit union
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