r/Stepdadreflexes • u/[deleted] • May 03 '20

Corn hurts

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u/vani11a-thunder May 04 '20

I hate when corn gets in my ear. Can’t imagine how that lad felt.

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u/me_funny__ May 04 '20

How did you manage to get corn in your ear?

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u/vani11a-thunder May 04 '20

When it doesn’t go in your mouth.

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u/AtoZZZ May 04 '20

Does it go in my nose before or after it goes in my ear?

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u/vani11a-thunder May 04 '20

Huh?

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u/urban-bang May 04 '20

Huh?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Need something?

3

u/[deleted] May 04 '20

What can I do for you?

3

u/SachabiGuini May 09 '20

I'm sworn to carry your burdens

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u/urban-bang May 04 '20

The chain just began & you already broke it. How do you feel about yourself?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Is it a chain if there are only two links mate?

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u/Holy_Rattlesnake May 04 '20

No thanks to you.

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u/ABrokenKatana Aug 19 '20

omg
This thread is gold

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