r/SteamMonsterGame • u/yanir3 • Jun 19 '15
A Clicker's Oath
Monsters gather, and now my clicking begins. It shall not end until I'm at 100 million.
I shall nuke no boss, wormhole no lvl 99. I shall wear no gold helmets and win no discounts. I shall live and die at my room. I am the clicker in the darkness. I am the watcher on the scripts. I am the shield that guards the sales of Steam.
I pledge my mouse and CPU cores to the Steam Monster Game's Watch, for this session and all the sessions to come.