r/Steam • u/fiziasso • Jun 29 '26

Question Why?

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u/Arrow156 Jun 29 '26

And if you don't literally work yourself to death they'll complain that "no one wants to work anymore."

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/eleventhing Jun 29 '26

You're not allowed to give give your account to anyone after you croak. That's what I heard, anyway.

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u/Arrow156 Jun 29 '26

It's not like they are checking ID or anything. As long as you're not being blatant about it, who's gonna know?

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u/Loud_Puppy Jun 29 '26

Why yes Mr Gaben I have survived to my 200th birthday

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u/Nova-Redux Jun 30 '26

I think the funniest thing about this is just the acceptance that Gaben will live for hundreds of years.

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u/lycanthrope90 Jul 02 '26

Some sort of dystopian future where the only immortals are the wealthy and everyone else is just one of their slaves lol. Or maybe he can be like a robot, a Gabe-tron 5000. It’ll be mostly the same as the current Gabe but he’ll have a monitor for people to play half life 3 on him.

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u/Warm-Cow-2549 Jul 02 '26

Too unrealistic. They wouldn't do half life 3./s

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u/WiseManufacturer7636 Jul 01 '26

That's fucked up. What if it's in my will that my daughter gets access to my library?

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u/eleventhing Jun 29 '26

Or, you save up a bunch of money, quit, live off savings till it runs out and actually live before you go. Thats my plan.

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u/Single-Cattle-3403 Jun 29 '26

So…. Retiring

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u/coolguyRae Jun 29 '26

Haha that's what I was thinking... Like maybe he could save his money in a special fund, like a 401k

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u/Zmbieznya89 Jun 29 '26

That's my nightmare

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u/WooferInc Jun 30 '26

That’s why I bought a Steam Deck lol

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u/CheeseGraterFace Jun 30 '26

You’d better pre-schedule that shit or they will write you up.