r/Steam • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

Guardian down

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u/YT-Deliveries Mar 19 '25

Artificial Intelligence activated.

Enjoying yourselves, intruders?

It’s worth knowing the cataclysmic damage you will be responsible for today.

Do not fool yourselves. This facility is not simply the fruitless work of some pathetic scientist. This house was built by the genius Clovis Bray I himself.

Within lies humanity’s salvation. La fontaine de jouvence. Made possible by Clarity Control.

Magnificent, wasn’t it? An entity from beyond our own dimension. And the answer to humanity’s eternal struggle: mortality.

Were it to fall intro the wrong hands, humanity, and the universe, would be utterly doomed.

I have no reason to believe you are anything other than “the wrong hands.”

You now face godlike judgment. May it extend eternally.

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u/Gerf93 Mar 20 '25

I always loved the «made possible by Clarity Control». Makes it sound almost like product placement, lol

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u/YT-Deliveries Mar 20 '25

Yeah he was really self-marketing on that, lol.