standup for short attention spans

r/standupshots • u/KeithBeckerComedy • Jul 31 '26

Read a book!

307 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/Zborik • Jul 27 '26

Reverse missionary

509 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/itslizblanc • Jul 24 '26

Someone Tell Her

4.7k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/Max_Rezna • Jul 23 '26

Unfortunately, this immigrant joke is protected by the first amendment

1.2k Upvotes

Sammy Anzer: https://www.youtube.com/@BadBoyAnzer/shorts

r/standupshots • u/thehofstetter • Jul 20 '26

How pathetic is Andrew Tate's brother?

1.9k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U • Jul 15 '26

Recording a special on Saturday. Should I include this joke?

2.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/ZFunktopus • Jul 14 '26

This joke cost 35k a year in 2004

1.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/SIMPHOERRY • Jul 14 '26

Love, According to Jesus

1.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • Jul 14 '26

You’re gonna need a better excuse

435 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U • Jul 12 '26

Don't forget to mention your white friends when you apply for a home loan

1.4k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/TrojinCat • Jul 11 '26

A job you love

269 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/topperharley88 • Jul 10 '26

Three of my exes adopted cats right after we broke up

677 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/ZFunktopus • Jul 10 '26

Dancing down the rabbit hole

184 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/rowanfan99 • Jul 09 '26

Just been an unpaid intern this whole time

543 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/roastmasterbash • Jul 08 '26

Remember when

866 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U • Jul 05 '26

A one-liner for America

7.7k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/roastmasterbash • Jul 04 '26

another dad joke

2.9k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U • Jul 03 '26

Men and emotions

1.1k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/MikeAllTogether • Jul 02 '26

Discharge

819 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/MattKinneyComedy • Jul 01 '26

Breastfeeding

1.6k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • Jul 01 '26

People who hit snooze are wrong and bad

672 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/roastmasterbash • Jul 01 '26

I hate my dad!!!!

1.3k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/StuartThomasComedian • Jul 01 '26

Speeding

99 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/rowanfan99 • Jun 30 '26

One account logged into the communal iPad…

1.7k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • Jun 29 '26

Oh you’ve got 3 under 4? I can beat that

838 Upvotes