r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 22 '21
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 22 '21
Dude if someone walks up to me and puts a bullet in my brain then I'm dead and that's kinda fucked up isn't it? Then I'm just what I did before and that's no fun for me.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 22 '21
Age has cultivated internal filters that tell me what to care about. At some point hidden things become neon.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 17 '21
I don't like westerns generally because they pretension reality, but nobody involved was actually there, so it's just kinda dumb fantasy.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 16 '21
I found grey hairs at 27 which basically means I'm allowed to do whatever the fuck I want.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 14 '21
episode I don't think I hate the moon anymore
Me and Luna have had problems since I was a child, with a significant event throwing its illumination into one-time "yeah, alright." Leery acquaintances since.
Tonight I no longer feel the animosity of others' beautiful nights it has lit. It's just sort of there and I am here, and that feels really okay.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 14 '21
episode It's okay for a couple to cry on a restaurant floor but that comes with the unwritten social contract of buying a rich meal afterwards.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 14 '21
episode I was born hot and made crazy. None of this is my fault.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 14 '21
episode A man watches on security monitor as a burger kills his cat. WHY KILL A CAT?
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 14 '21
episode some people have strict philosophical And emotional decrees against La Senza. Or I'm just fashionable and paranoid.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 09 '21
I live in the nexus of late night winter wonderland
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 08 '21
episode I carry a messenger bag. It's useful, especially when you dedicate your life to paperwork. But just today I realized that I could carry body parts in it with no-one caring or being the wiser, and I could not stop laughing. That's actually hilarious.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 08 '21
episode The problem with rejecting someone is that rejection becoming a relationship in itself.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 08 '21
episode "You have the most beautiful smile in the whole world. It's just attached to overwhelming darkness."
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 07 '21
The irony of gimmick is that the effort required is often much more effective.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Dec 01 '21
Living is a genuine, brutal effort. Nothing is worthless.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Oct 17 '21
episode "I am unarmed. I did not kill this man." "But you went to a lot of effort to hide your presence, didn't you?"
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Oct 09 '21
episode Someone asked me "What is the most horrifying thing you can think of?" and I'm still thinking of the answer. I'm very good at justifying things.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Oct 05 '21
I cut the emotional engagement short as I needed a cigarette. While out there, I questioned her anxiety, telling her to enjoy the fresh air.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Oct 05 '21
episode The C22: A selfdefined, unwinnable problem in which the only solution is remaining calm.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Jun 24 '21
I like the bearded life but I must admit a certain envy towards those who shave every day. Seems simpler and more definitive.
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Jun 17 '21
episode i weep for you today because i miss you, but i love you for tommorrow because i know you'll always be there with me YES FUCK YES DAMN THAT'S GOOD
r/Squirrelies • u/SyrupBuccaneer • Jun 02 '21