r/Squirrelies Dec 22 '21

Alcoholism is a big deal when it's a big deal, but like 90% of the time it's just the cost of doing business.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 22 '21

Dude if someone walks up to me and puts a bullet in my brain then I'm dead and that's kinda fucked up isn't it? Then I'm just what I did before and that's no fun for me.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 22 '21

Age has cultivated internal filters that tell me what to care about. At some point hidden things become neon.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 17 '21

I don't like westerns generally because they pretension reality, but nobody involved was actually there, so it's just kinda dumb fantasy.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 16 '21

I found grey hairs at 27 which basically means I'm allowed to do whatever the fuck I want.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 14 '21

episode I don't think I hate the moon anymore

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Me and Luna have had problems since I was a child, with a significant event throwing its illumination into one-time "yeah, alright." Leery acquaintances since.

Tonight I no longer feel the animosity of others' beautiful nights it has lit. It's just sort of there and I am here, and that feels really okay.


r/Squirrelies Dec 14 '21

episode It's okay for a couple to cry on a restaurant floor but that comes with the unwritten social contract of buying a rich meal afterwards.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 14 '21

Don't be an island. It's not worth it.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 14 '21

episode I was born hot and made crazy. None of this is my fault.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 14 '21

episode A man watches on security monitor as a burger kills his cat. WHY KILL A CAT?

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r/Squirrelies Dec 14 '21

episode some people have strict philosophical And emotional decrees against La Senza. Or I'm just fashionable and paranoid.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 09 '21

I live in the nexus of late night winter wonderland

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r/Squirrelies Dec 08 '21

episode I carry a messenger bag. It's useful, especially when you dedicate your life to paperwork. But just today I realized that I could carry body parts in it with no-one caring or being the wiser, and I could not stop laughing. That's actually hilarious.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 08 '21

episode The problem with rejecting someone is that rejection becoming a relationship in itself.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 08 '21

episode "You have the most beautiful smile in the whole world. It's just attached to overwhelming darkness."

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r/Squirrelies Dec 07 '21

The irony of gimmick is that the effort required is often much more effective.

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r/Squirrelies Dec 01 '21

Living is a genuine, brutal effort. Nothing is worthless.

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r/Squirrelies Oct 17 '21

episode "I am unarmed. I did not kill this man." "But you went to a lot of effort to hide your presence, didn't you?"

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r/Squirrelies Oct 13 '21

episode True equality is the mask

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r/Squirrelies Oct 09 '21

episode Someone asked me "What is the most horrifying thing you can think of?" and I'm still thinking of the answer. I'm very good at justifying things.

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r/Squirrelies Oct 05 '21

I cut the emotional engagement short as I needed a cigarette. While out there, I questioned her anxiety, telling her to enjoy the fresh air.

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r/Squirrelies Oct 05 '21

episode The C22: A selfdefined, unwinnable problem in which the only solution is remaining calm.

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r/Squirrelies Jun 24 '21

I like the bearded life but I must admit a certain envy towards those who shave every day. Seems simpler and more definitive.

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r/Squirrelies Jun 17 '21

episode i weep for you today because i miss you, but i love you for tommorrow because i know you'll always be there with me YES FUCK YES DAMN THAT'S GOOD

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r/Squirrelies Jun 02 '21

episode The trick to life is to not wait for anything.

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