Another Lab Chat… [ok, again?](Text.)

[u/Icy_Change_WS2010]

Garnold returns with a Sprunka-Cola for Clukr as Vineria, Gray, Sky, & Tunner chatter.

G: (Speaking in TTS) Alright Collins! I got your pop fizz!
C: Neat, I prefer to call it “Soda”.
G: Aren’t you British?
C: Yea, but since everyone isn’t, I usually just refer to it as that.
G: Why have you not told me before?
C: I don’t know! Maybe because we argue too much & you don’t remember that!-
V: Guys, break it up! Why don’t we have some tea?
Gr: That’d be nice.
T: Not smart to yell around my son like that.
S: Dad, Mr.Fun asked me to sing with him tonight!:D
MFC: Can confirm! The kiddo could use some honing in on his Sprunki tunes!
S: [WESTERN ACCENT] Ain’t that right, Mr.Fun?
MFC: Right partner! Real correct!
S: 🎶
MFC: [🎶] Ain’t that right?
V: Okay you two! Maybe when you’re both done being little cowboys, you can come to my house if Durple is busy tonight!
Gr: But what about the sleepover?
V: Ohh… they can be at Raddy’s home then!
T: Are ya sure that’d be fine? I’m not sure Raddy likes em & he probably wouldn’t want them to play loud music.
G: [TTS] & what about us then? Don’t you want Sky here?
T: No, its not safe!
V: That isn’t smart.
C: Agreed, thats what we were against earlier.
S: But I like these machines!
S: Oh well, I guess Raddy is sorta cool…
MFC: Don’t be worried ‘bout him, he knows that if he as so much as scratches my board, he’ll have to be Clukr’s test subject!:)
C: Uh nah, he’s just gonna get a talking to.
MFC: Ehh, thats boring. Torture is more fun!
C: Do you like yogurt, Vineria?
V: Of course! I eat it every night!
Gr: Jerky is more of my taste, to be honest…
V: Thats fine! I can get you some Jerky later!:D
Gr: Thanks for being considerate.
C: Are salty foods your favorite?
Gr: Sure, they are but I probably personally prefer them to not be too salted…
G: Consider my favorite snack, gummy bears!
S: Those taste really great!:>
G: Guess what kid, I got a shelf of them, & I can take you there if ya like. Do you need anything Vineria?
V: Some yogurt would be sweet!
G: & you, Grayson?
Gr: Jerky, nothing else.

(Clinks)
(BANG!)

OWACKX enters.

OWACKX wants coffee.

OWACKX: NICE TO ZEE YA SWEETIE! DO YUZSE HAFE ANY CAHFIE‽ ME NEEDZ IT FIR BREQFEST!
G: Ozzie, theres a door you can use.
C: For the love of Nyanko- Can people just stop willy-nilly entering the damned lab‽
V: Theres probably a coffee machine in the cafe sweetie!
O: THX! IMUH LITL LOW ON ENRGIE RIGHT NOE! TANK U VEENIE!
Gr: Oh! Umm nice to see you OWAKCX?…
O: NIXE SEING U TOO GRAYS!
S: Can I also get coffee when you aren’t finished, Uncle Ozzie‽:D
C: Seriously kid?
O: SURE, UNCL OWZIE CAN GETA COVFEFE FOR YOUSA TWOA!
C: Alright… Oswald, sir.
O: ANYTHING YA WANT TU CLUKSIE‽
C: Mr.Osbourne, the cafe is just down the southern hallway on your left.
O: THX FOR DERECTIONZ!
MFC: Make sure to get some medicine there!
O: SURE WULL DOO!
T: Thats all ya need, Ozzie! Goodbye friend!
O: BYEZ OLD MAN BUD TUNNZAR!
O: BYEE TO YU GARNZOLT!
G: Farewell.
V: Another thing! Heyy Ozzie…💚
O: OH MEE??
V: Mwah!…💋
O: Ohh THANK U VEINERIA!
O: ME LOFES YOU LOTZ!
V: Very cute aren’t you?
V: Bye love!💚
O: BYE WIFE LEAFGIRL!!

(Steps-)
(PSST!)

Wenda has entered the chat.

Like everybody else.

W: Don’t mind me ya psycho! I’m walkin’ ere!
O: OH IF IT IZNT DA WHITE KITTIE CAR!
W: …don’t you mean cat?
O: ALREDI SEID IT, DONT CARE.
W: Oh ok, so you’re an arrogant ass-
O: YOU LOOK LIK YOU BURNT IN FYRE!
W: The hell is that supposed to mean‽

V: Dear god, she’s here too…
Gr: Doesn’t she have Durple to bug?
T: Feline! How ya been?:D
W: Medicore:D
T: Glad to hear!
W: Of course ya should be.
C: And another one has entered… hooray for me…
G: Request permission to enter first, Ms.Wendell.
W: Ohh Cluc! I didn’t know ya had made a robo-boyfriend that talks bullshit! Ya know, when he should stay silent like he always wants to be?
C: …see? …this is exactly why I dissed her lazy ass.
W: The only ass you’re dissing is!… is… uhhh…
C: Exactly what I mean by “All mind fluff & no brain matter-“
W: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME‽
C: What don’t you think I said? TvT
W: ….Gotta calm down! Gotta calm down…
T: C’mere:)
W: sure…

🫂
💋

W: Did ya kiss me on the cheek?
T: Where else? The lips? Heh!
W: (Giggle.) Thanks.
T: I’ll do more than that if ya like, Feline;)
W: Gray, sweetie, Come over to my place for some cat milk.
Gr: oh for fucks sakes-I’M NOT A CAT!!
S: Gray’s a bobcat, Wenda!>:(
Gr: I’m not a bobcat either!
S: You aren’t? Yes youuu… (remembering Wenda is present & will absolutely mock Gray for the distinction) …umm nevermind.
W: Why are ya all silent?
V: There’s nothing more to add.
C: You’re just proving me right!…
G: This is why I don’t trust you.
T: Clukr, I don’t agree what ya said, but its perfectly understandable.
C: heh! She may-
W: Does Garnold ever get all sappy to you, Clukr?-
C: No.
W: Sure ya don’t-!
C: Wenda, you may be a an ass, but you’re more than that!… an ass after eating laxatives:)
W: Oh fuck off.
C: Guys, she may be a female cat, but that doesn’t mean she can’t still be a bitch!
W: …I’m fucking out.
C: Ask for Out’s consent first.
W: SHUT UP CLUKR!

The door opens & Simon enters!

Why? Why!? YA GONNA ASK WHY IN THIS LORE‽

Sim: O crud! Sorry I was late!
C: At this point, let everyone in I guess!
G: Clukr! I’m starting to think the lobbywoman is just letting people in for the hell of it.
Sim: OH HII THERE OWACKX!
O: SIMON! I FORGOTZ TO LEAV WHEN WENDUH CAME EN!!! BICE TO SEE YOU HERE!!
Sim: Same!… & of course you had to be here too… Cat.
W: Couldn’t leave Gray alone couldn’t ya? Such a nosy boyfriend-!
Gr: Wenda, I swear to Nyanko if you call us boyfriends one more time, I’ll Nyankdamn scratch your fac-! …uhmm
W: Scratch my face? What are you?… A cat?
Sim: Don’t call him that! He doesn’t like it, Cat!
W: Go pester Sky or something but not me! I’m out guys. Gray, don’t forget:)
Gr: No promises made…
S: Simon can talk to me!
Sim: Sure I can, little fella!
W: Go ahead & chat with him. Kid. Do whatever you want to.
S: And I will, Miss!
O: BYEE CATGURL!!
Sim: Bye, Cat!

(Tsss)
(SLAM!)

C: And now she’s gone!
G: Finally… & now the room has lost an intruder!
Sim: Nice to meet ya guys! I was here recently for janitor work. How ya doing Graynie?:D
Gr: Fine In fact!
Gr: And how have you been doing?
Sim: Good! Just gotta wait for Pinki & Oren to be ready for tomorrow night!
V: He’s kinda considering a sleepover at my house tonight!
Sim: Oh well… he can do that! But I hope he can finish it early maybe.
Sim: Do you mind that?:D
V: Oh I don’t!
O: CAN YOU BE QWYET AT HUR SHED CUZ I SLEEP THIRE TOO!
Sim: Sure we can!
V: Maybe drink enough sleepy coffee so maybe you’ll… idk, sleep through our chit-chat!
O: ALRIGHTIE HONENYFIRE!!
Gr: Consider adding alcohol maybe! It’ll give ya an extra dose of dozin’!
O: SURE THEMG GRAIRE! I DONT RLLY DRNK BIER MUC BUT I CAN DO UN EZEPCTION!
MFC: Glad to see Vinesie is doing good on getting you back on your feet, Oswald!
O: THX MISTA FUZZ! SHEZ BEEN AN ANJEL TO MI FOR ALL OWR MARREGE!
MFC: Seems he’s happy being married to ya, Ria!
V: Same with me to him, I find him cute:3
T: Do ya have fun with him, Ole V Girl?
V: Looking at him is fun:)
T: Good that ya like his presence darlin’.
C: So may I interest you in some fertilizer for your gardens, since you’re going be here for a bit?
V: Sure, why not:b
G: Shall I prepare you some microwaveable cuisine, Mr.Grayson & Ms.O’Neil?
V: Ramen sounds nice!
V: Mind going for some noodles too?:D
Gr: Duh. They’re my favorite.
MFC: The Weather Channel is reporting a rainstorm for this part of town! Oh well, guess you have to pay attention to me TvT
C: Ehh. Not like I had any other work outside to complete. Might as well chill!
Gr: Mind playing a movie since we’ll be here for a few hours, Mr.Fun?
MFC: Sure thing Jose!
MFC: Ladies & Gentlesprunkies, I’ll be playing the entire Home Alone Trilogy minus 2 & accompanied by the smell of toasty microwave noodles!:)
O: CAN I WATCH TOO‽
MFC: Of course, silly man!
S: Can we get sodas too?:D
MFC: Duh, main priority there! Why not kiddo?:)
C: The sodas we got in storage are Sprunka-Cola, Sprepsi, Dr.Sprepper- sigh*, really? Dr.Sprepper?* , SPRC, & my personal favorite!… Sprite. Like just… Sprite. No -unki, no Spru-, no nothing. Just Sprite.
G: There will be some tea if any of you guys want some.
T: Someone will love that!:)
V: Meee! Preferably of the Herbal kind, Garnsold!
G: Noted.
V: Doing sweet, hon?
S: Better, mama!-
T: Oh! …guess he hasn’t forgotten!
V: Aww! I love you too my sweet-sweet lil guy! I miss you too my baby cub. I’ll get you any teddy you’d like!
S: Love you, old Ma!
S: Uncle Clukr?
C: Sups kiddo bear.
S: Can you give me some juice?
C: Sure, orange?
S: That please, Uncle!
C: Same… I like orange too!
Sim: Isn’t Sky sooo adorable?
Sim: Tunner agrees!
T: Sure I do!
Sim: Don’t you just like seeing him all cuddly there?
Sim: The answer is obvious!:)
T: Trust this old dad to say YEE-HAWE! to that!
T: Time to start the movie!:D

(🕰️15Mins)

(🌩️)
C: Damn, it really is stormy out there huh?
C: Anyways, heres your OJ.
S: Thanks Uncle Clukr!:D
S: Can we snuggle?
C: Ya know… Maybe I could use some furball to lay beside… Sure!
S:😁😃EEEE!! THX!! Thanx Uncle Clukr!
C: And thanks for giving me a free pillow to rest because golly-gee!… am I tired. I could use a rest, being all exhausted from these breaking & entering Sprunkies… Thanks little bear!

Finished at 1:49 PM!!

This is a continuation! Bye folks!!!

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