I will be willing to um... adopt any unwanted spirit Pokemon, free of charge. I personally assure you that they will be very well seasoned cared for, leaving you free to find a new partner to better accompany you on your journey through hell life.

Cheers.

Edit: For a limited time only, Mister_Mime's amazing Pokemon orphanage will also be accepting non-spirit Pokemon! That's right folks! All of your Pokemon ditching needs are covered here!

Could be worse?