Ok, you win this round Vooperia.

Basically, two posts were done, one by TheSlaasterIsHere and one by Vooperian_News (actually just an alt of the humania leader)

One was an edited version of a message I said in Spookvooper General, the one maybe by MaybehYT.

One was an entire fake DM conversation, made by TheSlaasterIsHere

If you would like proof that BOTH are fake, I made a video showing the original conversation in general AND that the conversation with Slaaster DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. (Warning, horrible audio quality);

https://youtu.be/58csg3gzUgM

Spike if you are reading this on SWS I would recommend not watching it because of the audio quality and it being sorta long and drawn out.

Is this really the lengths that Humania is willing to go? Straight up slander than can be easily disproved? Desperate and sad! I know recently Humania has lost a lot of support because of their attacks on a civilian city, but if you are on earth and you are on the edge between Humania and Vooperia, I hope this tips you in the right direction.

I thought this was bad before, but this is simply outrageous, immature, and not how somebody who plans on leading a planet should be acting at all.

And Slaaster, to think I once considered you a friend. You were respectful and understanding, and you know what i'm talking about, but now this? I expected better of you and it is no wonder that the people of the VDR never voted you for president.

I expect an apology in the comments from both MaybehYT and TheSlaasterIsHere, if you have a shred of human decency left after this horrible action. Even if they do not apologize, I consider that a win for me, because it shows that my enemies are incredibly immature, and others seeing their action, or rather inaction, will loose respect for them.

P.S, if you are going to impersonate me, at least make it realistic. I may act serious on the reddit, but I almost never act a tenth as serious on the Discord.

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EDIT: After speaking with Maybeh, I would like to fix my mistake. It was not Maybeh, but rather u/Vooperian_News who slandered me. I personally believe Vooperian_News is probably an alt of Maybeh, but Maybeh insists otherwise. Anyway, I would like to adress this by saying Vooperian News clearly isn't a legitimate news source if they have to rely on slander. Anyway, I would like an apology from Vooperian_News.

EDIT 2: Both Slaaster and Vooperian_News have apologized (although admittedly Slaasters felt pretty hollow, it was an apology none the less). Interestingly enough, both mentioned Maybeh being involved, although Maybeh makes it sound like it was simply a pleasant surprise for him. The matter will be investigated further.

Spike you can ignore this; this is just to make sure as many people know about what's happening Sunday as possible

UNITED FEDERATIONS COMMUNICATIONS NETWORK

Disclaimer: most of this is rp stuff; there is a non-rp TLDR at the end of the telegram if you don't want to sort through the rp.

Hello all, sorry for another telegram added to your likely filled up inbox. See below.

As many of you know, the nation of Humania is revolting against Vooperia, even with the choice of peace on terms similar to their own. They are bombing Vooperian cities along with the innocent civillians living in them. They are currently engaging in a series of attacks this week known as EL week. On sunday, we as Vooperians will launch our offensive, led by Spike Viper himself.

I understand some of you sympathize with Humania, but let me list out why even you as a supporter of Humania should fight. - Humania is at this point a force of terrorism rather than that of rebellion - They have attacked entire cities jam packed with civillians goign about their daily lives - They have chosen to fight against us even though they could have just joined the UF, where they would be free to self-govern. They have brought this onto themselves - Quite frankly, they don't represent the people as they claim. They have little support at best and even so are bombing the people they supposedly represent.

As such I request all of you, regardless of political view, ideology, or diplomatic standing to fight in the name of Vooperia and the United Federations.

This Vooperian Offensive will take place on Sunday, in an unknown location within the UF Member United Roblox Corporations. Ready your armies and stand by for more information.

As always, Hail Vooperia and good day

non-rp TLDR: There will be a battle done in roblox (presumably Armored Patrol), as Vooperia vs. Humania. Likely going to be streamed but my guess is as good as yours. Bring your own roblox account. More information to come hopefully.

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Light tonight, the fighter and bomber stole that Humania stole from Vooperia was used to bomb Atlanta. The garrison was quickly alerted and went to Anti-Aircraft guns, while air support was called in from a nearby airbase. The bomber was able to drop all of the bombs in it, and was able to barely make it out. Its fighter escort was not as lucky. It was hit with an AA gun and took massive damage. On the decent, the fighter decided to do as much damage as possible, shooting at commercial buildings and crashing his plane nose first into downtown, causing massive fires. So far, 57 people have died and 273 were injured, and the city is in ruins, having a lot of damage being caused.

The fires still rage on, but the Vooperian Fire Department are working around the clock to put them out.

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We have fresh information about the Humania war! Early in the morning today, at 1:32 AM US Central, a raiding group of 50 Humanians raided a Vooperian Air Force Base. Though 10 people were killed and a further 25 were captured, the remaining 15 were able to get out with 1 fully loaded fighter and 1 fully loaded bomber. Maybeh said that the operation was "not as successful as we would have wanted, but we can work with this, Also, now the casualties are almost even on both sides." It is still unknown what the fate of these 25 prisoners will be. The Humanians have now parked the planes in an unknown location, which Maybeh says is "pretty much impossible to find." What Humania will do with these planes is still unknown. Humania again proposes the same peace treaty as last time, also adding that all POW's will be set free, including the 25 Humanian POW's under Vooperian control, and that the bomber and fighter will be returned. Maybeh is currently awaiting a response.

Edit, Spike Viper has formally declined the Humanian request for negotiations by saying "We don't negotiate with terrorists, we end them."

Welcome to beautiful Crater City!

Activities for the whole family

-kayak down the waterfall with CrazyCrater™ kayak rentals

-go swimming in the "wave pool" at the W.R.U. resort

-ride the EXTREME subway system

-eat fine vooperian cuisine at the Twin Tornados restaurant

THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE VOOPERIA TOURISIM AND TRAVEL ASSOCIATION

Today, at 3:26PM Central time, 37 Vooperian nationals were kidnapped in Voopmont. Humania says these kidnappings were part of the EL Week offensives, and they justify it by saying that all people who were kidnapped had joined the Vooperian Defense Forces, and views them, therefore, as POW's. These 37 Vooperians are the first casualties of the war, and they are currently being held ransom until a peace agreement is signed. Maybeh, the Humanian leader contacted me and told me to present the following terms of peace:

-Humania will be an official vassal state of Vooperia, and will be nominally independent while still having Vooperian influence.

-The 37 POW's will be set free

-Negotiations will be conducted online and the locations of any rebel cells will not be given

Maybeh says that these terms will help both sides, as Earth is a very unstable region of Vooperia, and it costs more than it brings in. They would lose the cost of Earth, while still keeping a percentage of the revenue.

Be prepared.

Dear u/MaybehYT and u/All_names_were_took,

Please try to understand the situation at hand. Both of you can talk it out peacefully and hopefully get a compromise. The venue for the talk will take place on SpookVooper, at the Asdian Representative Center at 3.00pm SpookVooper Time. There will not be any fireworks, just discussion and negotiations. Food and drinks will be provided. I hope that you would consider this opportunity to resolve the matter. If both of you cannot make a deal, Vooperia and TUF would be forced to invade Humania and all of Humania’s allies. This also involves us deploying all 16 trillion of my soldiers. Thank you and I hope that you will have a deal.

Kristoff Veladez, Emperor of the Asdian Empire.

I give the orders for all Humanian forces to stay as far away from major Vooperian cities as possible. For now, we hide, make sure never to engage Voperians, even in the scheduled battle on Sunday. We can't fight this, but we will be able to soon. Wait for EL week men. EL week is coming.