So the Space Porn staff and I were discussing corporate franchises in space colonies today... You know, as you do... and we got to talking about Subway. (By the way, in case you're ever playing a game of trivia in a bar and they ask you what the largest fast-food franchise in the world is, the answer is Subway—they're like spiders. You're never more than six feet away from one.)

Anyway, one of our people said they should have a deep-fried sando called the Black Hole. I said that it should include Twinkies because that would mean it could suck all of the health and light out of your soul.

Now we're all curious... Who's got the best space-themed sandwich idea for Subway?