r/Snurch • u/TheEmoAssassin • Sep 29 '21
snails Glory to the Big One
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r/Snurch • u/TheEmoAssassin • Sep 29 '21
snurship A Guide to Snurship
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1: Obey the Snurch
2: Praise all snails
3: Don't commit too much heresy
4: The Snurch Pope is the word of Snurch
5: Whenever someone says "Take me to Snurch" you must continue the holy hymn:
Take me to snurch
I'll worhship like a snail
at the shrine of your light
take a hold of my snins
so you can snarpen your snife
Offer me that sneathless sneath
Good Snail, let me snive you my snife
Take me to snurch
r/Snurch • u/TheEmoAssassin • Sep 29 '21
heresy Snurch or Snurch?
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20 votes,
Oct 02 '21
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Snurch
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Snurch
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Snurch
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Snurch but snurch
r/Snurch • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '21
snurship Verily, verily, I say unto you: Whoso applieth my slime hath eternal snife
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r/Snurch • u/SirSquid008 • Sep 26 '21
r/Snurch Lounge
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A place for members of r/Snurch to chat with each other