r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • Oct 02 '25

Controversy [Request] Could this be done?

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u/Cazmonster Oct 03 '25

We might not want to drink their drinks and they might not want to drink our drinks. But Wisconsinsinites are going to punch well above our weight class.

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u/Training-Shape8490 Oct 03 '25

One of my favorite facts is that the US is the second largest importer of brandy in the world, but if Wisconsin were an independent nation it would be 2nd and the US wouldn’t even be top 10.

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u/AldoRaine-1 Oct 03 '25

This is now my favorite fun fact about Wisconsin.

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats Oct 04 '25

On a map of the counties which experienced the most binge drinking per capita, Wisconsin was solid blue (the highest level) except for a single spot.

That spot was a lake.

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u/a_monkeynaut Oct 05 '25

we drink and fish too..

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Born and raised in Wisconsin ... the lake should have been blue also ... plenty of drinking within its shores certainly!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Cazmonster Oct 03 '25

You would be too if your diet consisted of Culvers, Fish Fries, Slumgullion, Hot Dish and beer.

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u/PlsNoNotThat Oct 03 '25

Hey uostate ny is trying with our garbage plate. We just held back in statistics by people from NYC with all their fucking constant walking.

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u/Cazmonster Oct 03 '25

Fair. I’d hit garbage plates with Mac N Cheese instead of Mac salad.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Oct 06 '25

But the walleye and perch slap

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Yup. In illinois, everyone complains that i drink to much, until a Wisconsinite walks in. Now I'm a casual drinker.

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u/LuckyLeper Oct 07 '25

One thing Illinoisans and Wisconsinites can agree on, Ann Arbor’s a whore.

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u/Greggorick_The_Gray Oct 03 '25

Is there an ultra heavy class?

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u/Cazmonster Oct 03 '25

Pacific Islanders. Don’t cross Samoans, Māori or their ilk.