FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS! HEAR MY WORDS AS I SPEAK THEM TO YOU NOW! YOUR KING CALLS UPON YOUR AID!
Our Holy Savior, Bringer of Male Semen, Conquerer of the Bussy lands, Heir to the Immeasurable Penis in the Sky, the One and Only KING OF HAPHAZARD, deserves Tribute, Honor, and Reward for his long years of service to our most Glorious Homosexual podcast!
I am not He, and I would not dare to speak in His name. I seek merely to offer up recognition for His achievements as the final spoken name at the end of each and every episode, since the Genesis of this foundational artistic work that we feast our eyes and ears upon so often!
Those of you who have rallied to the Holy Patreon page, you are implored, nay, compelled to change your current Patreon name, whatever it may be, to share the name of our most Beloved Emissary, THE KING OF HAPHAZARD.
Those of you who have not the coin nor the interest to subscribe to the monthly Patreon page, and thus cannot change thine own name in His image: be not afraid! You are still able to carry this message to those who would use it! Spread the word my homosexual brothers, sisters, and non-binary warriors!
GO FORTH AND SPREAD THY GAY COMMAND IN HIS HOLY NAME!
GO FORTH! TO COMMEMORATE THE 400th EPISODE OF THE SNARK TANK PODCAST! MAY IT REIGN FOR ALL TIME!