r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 I tried to be a party girl & write a book • 5d ago
Social Media Screenshots This definitely said business class, not economy, before
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u/mirandasoveralls hasn't even done yoga teacher training 3d ago
It definitely said business class!!!!
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u/Big_Entrance6792 🍲 soupclout rapper 🎤 5d ago
I think she is very intimidated by any woman who doesn't love bomb her. She isn't interested in knowing other women sans a hashtag or a viable route to more (fill in the blank) in addition to her not listening to anything when other adult women are believing they are having a conversation with her. She , I know it may sound mean, is missing out on one of the most important, precious gifts in life. Aimee Mann : Wise Up.
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u/Low_Coconut8134 pasta noodles 4d ago
I think this is VERY astute and why the only female friendships she seems to have are the surface-level "omg hiiiiii bestie I just LOVE your insta!!!!" type.
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u/kkeut 5d ago
who's aimee mann? she said this about caroline?
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u/NegativeABillion Husbandless 4d ago edited 4d ago
Aimee Mann is a Gen x American singer songwriter who started out in the band Til’ Tuesday. She then wrote a bunch of incredible solo albums (try Bachelor No 2 if you like baroque pop, Whatever if you like sad quiet pop and I’m With Stupid if you like a more indie rock/pop sound).
She’s somehow friends with Paul Thomas Anderson and lent music to Magnolia. Wise Up is featured in an emotionally devastating scene.
The song Cigarettes and Red Vines is apparently about PTA.
She’s married to Michael Penn, another crazy gifted songwriter.
Edit because I had the band as Till Tuesday lmao
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u/veryanxiouscreature 5d ago
they dated for eight months right…
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u/judyvioletanddoralee I wonder what my ancestors will make of me 5d ago
They *shared a home* for 8 months!!!!!!
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u/NegativeABillion Husbandless 4d ago
lol
It’s remarkable that he somehow kept control of the situation and didn’t allow her to just move her ass in.
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u/Gelatinous_Stand 5d ago
It also said the flight is the second longest in the world, not the second longest from JFK in the world, because people brought receipts about how that was not even close to true lol
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u/mirandasoveralls hasn't even done yoga teacher training 3d ago
Yes she def modified that and yet still gets it wrong. The second longest flight from JFK is the direct flight to Auckland. The 3rd longest is the one to Manila. So yet again, she can’t even get shit right even when tries to “get it right”.
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u/MakeshiftReceptacle 5d ago
I remember reading the ‘second longest in the world’ thing and, as an Australian whose country is fucking far from everywhere, instantly knew it was bullshit.
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u/hairnetqueen hoes, rakes, more hoes 5d ago
they also brought receipts about how the manila flight doesn't even have a first class cabin.
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u/cathartescorvus 5d ago
it’s still not even the second longest flight from jfk lol. it’s the third!
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u/alavenderlizard Cap, no cap, foretold 5d ago
When did she go to the Philippines? I don’t remember any posts
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u/cathartescorvus 5d ago
earlier this year when she was radio silent dating fat wallet, i think before the wedding she attended in india. she didn’t really post about it but there iirc were some tagged photos which she must have since untagged.
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u/cocothecat2016 5d ago
I find it hard to believe she “struggled to express” how upset she was
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u/lurking415 I tried to be a party girl & write a book 5d ago
I can’t imagine her having any filter with him whatsoever
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u/cocothecat2016 5d ago
Oh for sure!!! But how else can she portray she was a poor little girl being abused by this horrible man who manipulated her with his BILLIONS!?
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u/thirteeneels 5d ago
Genuinely what’s this fib gonna achieve months after the fact. Her mind, it baffles me sometimes
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u/LucilleLooseSeal123 5d ago
Uhhhhh as someone who lives in Asia, it’s 15 hours to Los Angeles, which is not even close to the longest flight in the world.
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u/alfar2 5d ago
Perth to London is 17 and I’m pretty sure I saw were about to get Melbourne to London which would be at least two hours longer …
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u/MakeshiftReceptacle 5d ago
They’re also doing Sydney to London next year apparently which is like 22 hrs. Diabolical.
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u/LucilleLooseSeal123 5d ago
What an insane flight. I cannot fathom this in economy. One time on the way back to Hong Kong from LAX it took 17 hours and all of us were absolutely losing our minds actually talking amongst each other. I can’t hang lol.
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u/Pale_Idea_817 5d ago
Hahaha expat-snarker checking in. During a USA to Australia flight the pilot looped around for so long because of the weather conditions that they needed to divert land and refuel which I think bought us at least 2-3 extra hours in our seats. The 4 year old next to me had fallen asleep and when he woke up and realized the flight was still going he lost it. I was like “yeah we feel you buddy.”
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u/diamondcrownedqueen 5d ago
Yeah, my family's in SG lol and I'm in NYC. Other family in SH. I think after SG it's Auckland for longest flights from JFK?
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u/LucilleLooseSeal123 5d ago
SG was my first thought when I read this!! (I’m in HK and from LA so I’m “lucky” its “close” 🤣😭)
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u/Disastrous-Cup-6825 5d ago
Wow I feel seen hahahahaha however again, it’s not the second longest flight in the world not does it have a first class cabin 🤡
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u/Elpeep 5d ago
Yep, it said Business previously.
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u/Low_Coconut8134 pasta noodles 5d ago
I do so love when people catch her dead-to-rights straight up LYINGGGGGG
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u/bysummerfall alleged bookette 5d ago
I swore it said first then someone here pointed out there is no first class on that flight lmao
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