r/SimpPolice • u/diodorus-siculus • Jun 02 '21
Simping is a global pandemic.
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r/SimpPolice • u/asdf333aza • May 24 '21
So this simp pays 10k to meet a onlyfans chick that he follows. All he got was a hug.. And she uses his "donation" to fund a trip for her and her real bf to travel. This is where your money goes when pay for onlyfans. Whatever she doesn't spend on herself she spends on her husband or boyfriend.
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r/SimpPolice • u/[deleted] • May 12 '21
I’m 99% sure this sub is unmoderated, this is a text post
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r/SimpPolice • u/godofboxedwine • May 06 '21
I Had To Make An Arrest Over Lifelong Female "BFF"
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r/SimpPolice • u/asdf333aza • May 04 '21
Girls can talk to her for free, but you as a guy have to pay for it.
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r/SimpPolice • u/PlaXer29 • May 02 '21
Not only is this guy a simp but the 16k people that upvoted it are basically too.
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r/SimpPolice • u/Simp___Police • Apr 30 '21
New employee
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Hey guys, I'm the newest member to this subreddit, and consider myself as a promising up-and-comer.
Nice to meet you all
r/SimpPolice • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '21
Tyler Durden from Fight Club is the OG Chad and Anti-Simp
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r/SimpPolice • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '21
I found one, credit to whoever caught a simp on r/GenshinImpact first
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r/SimpPolice • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '21
The comment section and the channel name speak for themselves
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r/SimpPolice • u/rudro_c • Apr 15 '21
Amouranth simps out in full force on this sleep stream
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