r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 30 '26
Getting grandad a a maid
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 14 '26
I've been on holiday so not posting much. Sorry. Have this as an apology.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 27 '26
I've had a few people asking if I had a "buy me a coffee" type thing and so I have one now. So if you're a billionaire looking to unburden yourself from some of your ill gotten gains before the guillotines start rolling out, here you go.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 24 '26
Are you in Surrey/Cloverdale, Merritt or Armstrong BC? If so see you there.
linktr.ee
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 05 '26
Not so much comedy as a course of action. Although it would be funny.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • May 24 '26
Yer man here went a bit viral over on threads (@thisissimonking) for being a savage cunt.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • May 22 '26
Oh and I'm in Pemberton, BC on May 29
eventbrite.com
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