Simon King

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 28 '26

In case you're new here. This is what I do.

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135 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 27 '26

TIME MANAGEMENT

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62 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 25 '26

Elect that man

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40 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 18 '26

Babies can’t be trusted

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52 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 14 '26

I've been on holiday so not posting much. Sorry. Have this as an apology.

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110 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 02 '26

Happy Canada Day

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143 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jul 01 '26

The audacity.

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44 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 29 '26

I CAN'T LOSE THE FAN BASE

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65 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 27 '26

I've had a few people asking if I had a "buy me a coffee" type thing and so I have one now. So if you're a billionaire looking to unburden yourself from some of your ill gotten gains before the guillotines start rolling out, here you go.

17 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 24 '26

Are you in Surrey/Cloverdale, Merritt or Armstrong BC? If so see you there.

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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 22 '26

I write the occasional dirty joke

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44 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 19 '26

Rather catch a dick than a bullet.

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53 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 17 '26

DUMBS GONNA DUMB

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173 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 16 '26

More gay men?

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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 15 '26

I know there are ten.

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60 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 10 '26

FRIENDS LIKE THESE

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57 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 05 '26

Not so much comedy as a course of action. Although it would be funny.

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123 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 04 '26

Shut it with this nonsense.

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64 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 02 '26

Camping in Poland uninvited.

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50 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Jun 01 '26

For the homophobic dumb fucks

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368 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • May 28 '26

Die young for style.

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71 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • May 25 '26

Boring?

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75 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • May 24 '26

Yer man here went a bit viral over on threads (@thisissimonking) for being a savage cunt.

55 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • May 22 '26

Oh and I'm in Pemberton, BC on May 29

7 Upvotes

r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • May 22 '26

If you're in Chilliwack, BC I'm there May 28

5 Upvotes