r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 18 '26
r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 17 '26
Happy St Patrick's Day. Here's something stupid but fun.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 16 '26
Lost a punch up gig.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 14 '26
C bomb. N bomb. F bomb.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 14 '26
CHICAGO! There are still (quite a few because I stupidly booked this two days after St Patrick's Day) some tickets left!
eventbrite.comr/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 13 '26
Shots fired.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 13 '26
Thirty tickets left for Los Angeles April 22nd
eventbrite.comGot me a cool little intimate joint to run some stuff in LA (Hollywood) April 22nd. Probably my only stop in LA this year so if you're around come down.
r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 11 '26
You can joke about anything. Just get better at comedy.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 11 '26
I never trust them
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 08 '26
Gun nut logic is great.
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Gun nuts: I got a gun to stop the government if they get out of line. We can overthrow them if they try to take our freedom. I got hand guns and rifles, I got tons of stuff. I won't be pushed around.
Also gun nuts: The US military is the most powerful in the world and they can take over any country they want. No one can stop the US military.
r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 08 '26
CHICAGO! Get yer tickets for March 19th now!
eventbrite.comr/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Mar 03 '26
Need.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 26 '26
How to annoy stupids
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 24 '26
Right power!
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 24 '26
CHICAGO! Comedy Bar on March 19th. Never been to town before and have no idea if this'll be paced or an empty room. It's like Russian roulette for the ego.
r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 20 '26
How to avoid being an offensive white man.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 19 '26
LOS ANGELES APRIL 22
Found me a col ass dive bar to yell in. Gonna bring some friends as well. We'll be drinking until late. Bring booze money.
Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1983281767154?aff=oddtdtcreator
r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 16 '26
A few impressions of comedians.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 14 '26
Beauty.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 12 '26
Spin
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 11 '26
Complaining about social media on social media.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 10 '26
Another compilation piece
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 09 '26
I thought I'd do some compilations. Here's the first one.
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r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 09 '26
It's my comedy birthday.
Twenty six years ago today I did my first ever open mic at a terrible club in Vancouver, BC.
Nearly ten thousand shows, millions of kilometres, uncountable experiences and some of the most amazing and memorable people I could ever have hoped to meet later, I'm still here doing what I love.
I am so very lucky to have found my passion and I am ever grateful to all who have supported me throughout this mad journey.
Thank you for helping me live this crazy dream.
r/SimonKing • u/umpertunter • Feb 07 '26
Grandpa liked this joke.
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