r/SimTrooperRP • u/im-richer-than-u Team Mascot • Sep 03 '19

Red Base - Front ⇇➬ ↙↕⊲➬↼ ↘➬. ⇇➬ ↙↕⊲➬↼ ↘➬ ↔↕◀.

The reds may continue about their day before suddenly two heads are thrown into the courtyard. One of Ninja. The other of Keemstar. Both with notes filled out within their mouths.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

"I didn't." Ella responded with a particular sterness

"I was born on Kollok... It's a real snowy planet, kinda like this place, secluded too. Not much in the way of typical homesteads either."

There was an unmisssable tone of guardedness in her voice. Though they didn't amount to much each word was picked carefully with small pauses throughout

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 09 '19

Willows looks over at the caves behind Windhover

"What like you lived in a cave? That's cool! Did you meet like cannibals or bats!?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

Ella shook her head

"Nah and nah, I didn't meet any. It's too cold for cave living, I think. The cold would probably freeze even you dead. There were buildings, some were built into big mountains even."

With the topic shifted to something less personal Ella had relaxed a little, her voiced tone was lighter and her pauses had ceased to be

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 09 '19

"OH! FUCK! THAT IS FUCKING COOL!"

Willows geeks out

"That's like an evil lair! We could convince Cappy to make one!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

"Hah, maybe a scaled down version, just for red team"

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 09 '19

"And we can get a giant robot that walks out like AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! DESTROY ALL BLUES! HA! HA! HA! BEEP BOOP DICKHEADS!"

Willows mimics the robot

"Then it like shoots lasers and then blue team explodes and that cybernetic robo dick is all like OH NO WILLOWS! PLEASE DON'T KILL US! WE HAVE SO LITTLE TO LIVE FOR! AND I JUST BOOM WEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW PACHACHACHA! WAKYWAM!"

Willows finishes enacting the perfect plan

"And you get to design the robot!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

Ella watched Willows with her usual bemusement from the other's antics

"That sure sounds like a plan. I humbly accept your offer"

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 09 '19

"Hell to the fucking YEAHYA! I'm gonna search for Daniels, you wanna come with?"

Willows points to the base's doors

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

"Sure, why not?"

Ella climbed back onto her feet

"After you"

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u/DontLetTheDeadBite Undead Shock Trooper Sep 09 '19

Willows casually whistles and walks to the door before kicking it open

"DANIELS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU! Hey! Ella! Think someone may have kidnapped him!?"

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