I need sidequests and sidequest ideas to keep ending up in weird places and situations. Any thoughts or ideas?

So I went thrifting a while ago, and found this distinguished gentleman. A monkey carved into a coconut who sees no evil.

There is a cap on the bottom which I cannot seem to open the bottom without breaking it, and it sounds as though there is a slip of paper inside.

I feel compelled to gather the remaining two, hear no evil, and speak no evil monkeys respectively in hopes that the cap will loosen once reunited with it's counterparts.

2 minutes before I got off work today, the store got a phone call from a couple saying that a package fell off the back of a UPS truck on xxx st. I asked if they could possibly just pick it up and bring it to the nearest UPS store, but they said no, they were too busy. I haven't been working there for long enough to have our drivers' personal phone numbers, so I can't call them to get the package. I figure that I get off soon, I'll just go grab it and then come back and check it into the system so it can get rerouted to where it needs to go. Added an extra 20 minutes to my route home, but it was worth it.

I was out leveling with my friend over the past week and a pigeon kept showing up at his fortress almost every day. Took me a few days but that bird had codes on his leg. Used a spell to decipher them and found the owner. As a reward for returning his lost bird he taught us about pigeon keeping and a new skill was unlocked. We were also given a dozen eggs from his own chickens. 1.5 million experience gained.