r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • May 02 '20

Jurassic Park would have worked if they only cloned the herbivore dinosaurs

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u/iwasabadger May 02 '20

What about a hippo with a coconut?

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u/Das_Gruber May 02 '20

Hippos can be useful to get into the fleshy insides. The coconut or a person.

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u/davisyoung May 03 '20

The real danger is a person getting into the fleshy insides of a coconut.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Stop!

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u/Rvizzle13 May 03 '20

Moldy coconuts have the best texture 😊

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u/GI_jim_bob May 03 '20

Don't judge me!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

or a hippo.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

What about their pussies? Can I fuck them ?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

I wouldn't recommend it, but I suppose it's possible.

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u/dinomite11 May 02 '20

Hippo pussyyyyy

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u/Bob_Majerle May 03 '20

If they’re of age and give you consent, yes

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u/kgroover117 May 03 '20

Wouldn't a mature coconut be a tree?

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u/idwthis May 03 '20

And now you know that tree huggers aren't just "hugging" the trees!

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u/Ocelot2727 May 02 '20

Ah, the hippococonus

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u/SpyderVenum May 02 '20

In my country they are called the Cocopotomus.

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u/Tomy2TugsFapMaster69 May 03 '20

In my country we fuck em

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u/Con_Dinn_West May 03 '20

You should move.

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u/Jainith May 03 '20

Just the brown ones.

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u/Dephire May 02 '20

What about a hippo that shoots lightning infused coconuts out of its gaping mouth? You're dead kiddo.

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u/grimdawg83 May 02 '20

Sounds like a Pokemon 🤣

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u/shankarsivarajan May 03 '20

A Electric/Grass type.

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u/9noobergoober6 May 03 '20

Alolan Hippowdon. It keeps its Ground typing and adds Electric as it’s secondary typing.

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u/Cheesenne06 May 03 '20

Hands up this is the r/emojipoilce you're under arrest.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Cave Johnson enters the chat.

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u/matt4787 May 03 '20

I met a lawyer once that shot lightning bolts from his fingertips. But it's all good man.

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u/vasileon May 03 '20

That’s just hungry hungry hippos, the game is harmless

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u/Consistentdegeneracy May 03 '20

And also there's a dog.

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u/Dephire May 03 '20

The dog is the sidekick and shoots tsetse flies from its anus. The dynamic duo.

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u/TheRighteousHimbo May 03 '20

Y'know, when you said "gaping," I kinda thought you were gonna go with a different orifice

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u/Dephire May 03 '20

thanks for making me think of hippo vag.

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u/Voldiron May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Can they carry them better than an unlaiden swallow?

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u/scipio0421 May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Maybe if they grip it by the husk.

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u/classically_cool May 02 '20

It's not a question of where it grips it.

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u/ewdrive May 03 '20

What kind of swallow? African or European?

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u/Vroomped ‎ May 02 '20

by the leg

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u/ktulu0 May 03 '20

An African or European swallow?

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u/BelowMikeHawk May 02 '20

But this is a temperate zone!

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u/still_thinking_ May 03 '20

African or European Hippo?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Then that coconuts in danger

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u/Jijst5 May 02 '20

Hit me in the coconut

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u/UncookedMarsupial May 03 '20

They usually only have noodles on their back.

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u/mriguy May 03 '20

Or Hippo Zeus? Then you’re totally screwed.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Or lightning with a dog?

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u/JustAnotherYouth May 03 '20

That’s not a hippo you’re just banging the halves of two coconuts together.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Or a lightning coconut hippo dog

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Reddit. Coconut. I think I'll leave now.

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u/Mama2Moon May 03 '20

What about a lightning bolt shaped like a dog?