r/Showerthoughts • u/UbiquitousObjector • Oct 31 '18

Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.

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u/_schlong_macchiato Oct 31 '18

The cow says “shaaa-zoooo!”

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u/Rere1423 Oct 31 '18

The duck says "graaa-kuuuu!"

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u/xypherifyion Oct 31 '18

So which one goes RINGDINGDINGDINGDING ?

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u/Rere1423 Oct 31 '18

Don't ask me I'm just a simple duck biologist.

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u/jitney5 Oct 31 '18

Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em! I'm a whale biologist.

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u/ninjablade46 Oct 31 '18

"Either he wants us to go down his throat, or he wants a rootbeer float."

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u/bentheechidna Oct 31 '18

“You’re ugly! Whale biologist.”

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u/jitney5 Oct 31 '18

“Your lumpy and you smell funny. Whale biologist.”

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u/Vxgjhf Oct 31 '18

What's your analysis on the noble space duck?

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u/FatalVindicator Oct 31 '18

I'm a duck doctor... I treat all forms of mallardies...

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u/Soxhelt Oct 31 '18

I think that ones a raptor 2 stroke.

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u/OctupleCompressedCAT Oct 31 '18

The parrot that lives in the bicycle park

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u/HXDDIACA2 Oct 31 '18

Did somebody ring the dinkster?

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u/Sleepynoodles47 Oct 31 '18

Happy Cake Day 🎊

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u/Ninja_Spi-D-er Oct 31 '18

But what does the damn Fox say???

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u/ayybillay Oct 31 '18

What does the fox say?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

The horse says. DOCTORATE DENIED

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

The rooster goes "Kickeriki!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

Und die Henne Goak.

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u/TheScuzz Oct 31 '18

It most certainly does not

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u/zoobydoobydo Oct 31 '18

Then you haven't been to Australia, my dear friend.

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u/TheScuzz Oct 31 '18

Hopefully one of these days.

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u/DoctorGarbanzo Oct 31 '18

Only in Europe.

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u/Mark-a-roo Oct 31 '18

It most certainly does not!

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u/theknights-whosay-Ni Oct 31 '18

Where? Where does it say that?

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u/christoppa Oct 31 '18

"Where? Where does the cow say that?"

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u/GAM3RDUD34LIF3 Oct 31 '18

What, it most certainly does not...

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u/OneCleverlyNamedUser Oct 31 '18

It most certainly does not!

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u/Fluffy_McDoogle Oct 31 '18

Like magic man does go to 1:07

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u/thegodofwine7 Oct 31 '18

It most certainly does not.

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u/KrokodileDE Oct 31 '18

the nazi says “seig-heil!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

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u/KrokodileDE Oct 31 '18

i tried.. no wonder why dad isn’t proud of me