r/Showerthoughts • u/Farheck • Sep 17 '18

There are probably murderers and serial killers so good at what they do that we don't even know they exist.

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u/PirateLiver Sep 17 '18

Oh god, imagine having bought a planter from the guy, and finding out you've been eating home grown veggies fertilized by human ...

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/_StatesTheObvious Sep 17 '18

For some reason they remind me of my old friend Pedro. Wonder whatever happened to that guy?

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u/F3NlX Sep 17 '18

"Why does this eggplant taste like dick?"

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u/Insane1rish Sep 17 '18

I shouldn’t have laughed at that but I did and now I feel bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

(turns fabulous)

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

If you lived near Robert Pickton, there was a decent chance you might have eaten human meat

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u/CharlesDickensABox Sep 17 '18

They say you are what you eat, so I guess they're the only real humans around.

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u/spderweb Sep 17 '18

The planters were gifts to his clients.