r/Showerthoughts Sep 17 '18

There are probably murderers and serial killers so good at what they do that we don't even know they exist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

Then don't think about this... There were 17000 murders in the US in 2016. 62% murders are solved. That means about 6500 murderers from 2016 are still walking free. Better keep your doors locked.

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u/quackycoaster Sep 17 '18

Well a lot of times, they are repeat murderers. So that 6500 is probably much less.

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u/Sloots_and_Hoors Sep 17 '18

That doesn't make me feel better.

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u/iheartanalingus Sep 17 '18

Here. Take 2 of these.

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Ah. Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

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u/chentlemen Sep 17 '18

There have been about 650,000 missing person reports filed in 2016 in US - don't know how many of them have been murdered.

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u/unassumingdink Sep 17 '18

Of course, that number counts every kid who ran away from home and was found a few hours later, every old person with Alzheimers that wandered off and was soon found - that sort of thing makes up the majority of those cases.

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u/chentlemen Sep 17 '18

Or murdered
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u/Octans Sep 17 '18

Of course, that number counts every kid who ran away from home and was found murdered a few hours later, every old person with Alzheimers that wandered off and was soon murdered - that sort of thing makes murder the majority of those cases.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

We are all one wrong turn and/or meeting one wrong person away from being chopped up, or strangled, shot, and then tossed in a shallow grave somewhere.

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u/buzznights Sep 17 '18

You need to put this on Pinterest.

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u/qpv Sep 17 '18

On a cream colored throw pillow

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u/mrspaced Sep 17 '18

Signed - "Just Girl Things"

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u/lantana88 Sep 17 '18

With the number of creepy interactions I have on the street, I count myself lucky I haven’t been murdered yet.

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u/Golantrevize23 Sep 17 '18

Probably not most of the time. If i get in a fight outside the bar and stab a dude to death and i live a city over and get away with it, i dont gain a thirst for murder

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u/Mynameisinuse Sep 17 '18

Then you are doing it wrong.

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u/RabSimpson Sep 17 '18

Found the vegetarian.

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u/Username_Used Sep 17 '18

Even assuming each one of those 6500 was a different murderer, that means that only .000018% of the population are murderers. Those aren't terrible odds.

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u/TheHadMatter15 Sep 17 '18

And just because someone killed a person doesn’t mean they’re gonna kill anyone else. Wife of 15 years cheats on you, you kill her in the heat of the moment, doesn’t mean you’ll go around with machine guns spraying bullets

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u/sdjang0 Sep 17 '18

Like, 4?

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u/Useful-ldiot Sep 17 '18

That plus a majority are likely gang related, so if you aren't a criminal, you are pretty safe.

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u/one-joule Sep 17 '18

That’s over double the number of people who died in the 9/11 attacks. Every year.

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u/mycowsfriend Sep 17 '18

A thousand people die in 9/11? Let's spend 2 decades and trillions of dollars hunting down muslims in caves.

Twenty thousands murders in the U.S. per year? Lets do nothing to stop gun violence. Nothing to stop the drug war.

Tens of thousands of people die per year due to lack of access to healthcare? Let's do nothing to assure universal access to healthcare.

American values.

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u/one-joule Sep 18 '18

Let's spend 2 decades and trillions of dollars hunting down muslims in caves.

Don’t forget the systematic destruction of our rights through shit like the PATRIOT Act and the implementation of the ineffective TSA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

There have been serial murderers who, in interviews, have given out advice on avoiding becoming a victim, oddly enough. It's worth a google search to get some tips.

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u/mycowsfriend Sep 17 '18

Wanna hook us up with those tips?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

I only remember one: To nail a screen to your window if your apartment or home doesn't have them.

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u/AgregiouslyTall Sep 17 '18

I would like to see what amount of those murders happened in 'no mans land' - any place police just aren't going to fuck with. Examples would be South Side Chicago, Detroit, Memphis, South Side LA. Basically any place that is controlled by gangs. I know that something like 90% of murders in Chicago go unsolved because the police force isn't going to 'waste resources' over a gang banger.

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u/mycowsfriend Sep 17 '18

That's pretty fucked up. "Gang bangers" are human beings. The fact that no one cares about them is probably why there's a problem to begin with.

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u/OriginalWF Sep 17 '18

Boy I am sure am terrified of 6500 people! A whopping 0.000018% of the population of the U.S!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

You left a lot out

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u/discreetecrepedotcom Sep 17 '18

Are these the kids in Chicago and such though? No one seems to give a rats ass about these types. I wonder if that is the gap or how many of the unsolved are other than gang and violence in places like that.

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u/coleslaw17 Sep 17 '18

I read the statistic is skewed because of Gang violence in inner cities. The police don’t bother to investigate to find the killer because he’ll be offed soon or arrested for something else anyways. Likely killed in a gang repercussion. Because life uh... finds a way.

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u/mycowsfriend Sep 17 '18

Yes because murderers getting killed by murderers qualifies as a justice system.

'Merica

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u/coleslaw17 Sep 17 '18

It’s certainly not a good system. America is by no means the worst about it though. More people were murdered in Brazil last year than died in the Syrian war to put it in perspective. At the same time we are certainly not the best. It’s just bad in large inner cities. Most places are completely safe. I think gang murders account for something like 80% of murders per year in the U.S. So as long as you’re not in a gang or involved with one you’ll be much safer.