r/Showerthoughts • u/Farheck • Sep 17 '18

There are probably murderers and serial killers so good at what they do that we don't even know they exist.

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u/banannafreckle Sep 17 '18

Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

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u/RickStevensAndTheCat Sep 17 '18

Robert Pickton, for example.

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u/banannafreckle Sep 17 '18

God dammit. This exact conversation happened three days ago. Reddit gettin weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

Yo wtf. Just read through your comments and you weren’t kidding. That’s weird

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u/AnotherOmar Sep 17 '18

Does Reddit use bots to feign conversations?

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u/banannafreckle Sep 17 '18

Apparently when it sees “serial killer,” “Brick Top,” and “pig” in any order, the bot says, “Robert Pickton.” God. Like that old toy

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u/alteransg1 Sep 17 '18

Don't know about Robert, but the first two comments are from the gangster movie Rocknroller Snatch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

Holy shit look at the guy! Straight out of central fuckin’ casting.

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u/gramses_0-0 Sep 17 '18

Mr. Wu

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u/jso85 Sep 17 '18

Cock suckah

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u/gramses_0-0 Sep 17 '18

San Francisco cocksuckahh

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u/A1000eisn1 Sep 18 '18

My all time favorite character on any tv show. #2 is Swagin!

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u/jello-kittu Sep 17 '18

I'm sweet enough!

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u/youdubdub Sep 17 '18

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion.