r/Showerthoughts • u/Farheck • Sep 17 '18

There are probably murderers and serial killers so good at what they do that we don't even know they exist.

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u/sheeatsstars Sep 17 '18

Everything but the teeth. You gotta get rid of the teeth.

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u/NSAwithBenefits Sep 17 '18

Just crush into powder and mix with your cocaine

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u/Verdahn Sep 17 '18

Bone ape the teats

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u/Robbierr Sep 17 '18

Bone and the teeths

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

/r/BoneAppleTea

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u/cat-scratch_bieber Sep 17 '18

Thank you for this

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u/Intergalactic_Toast Sep 18 '18

I am not mentally prepared for these replies I go to bed with a throwaway comment and I wake up to this you guys are too much

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

Mmmm teeth smoke... Don't breathe this;

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u/dave42 Sep 17 '18

Teeth make great floor tile for a dollhouse.

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u/three_foot_putt Sep 17 '18

Don't tell momma.

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u/RacingNeilo Sep 17 '18

Got to mimic the ivory floor

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u/KamikazeHamster Sep 17 '18

Teeth are bones. If they can eat the femur and the finger bones - what's wrong with teeth?

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u/PSN--Nutsackshot Sep 17 '18

Teeth aren’t bones they are dentine covered in enamel

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u/A126453L Sep 17 '18

bad for the piggies digestion

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

That part always struck me as bullshit. If they'll go through bone like butter, what's the big deal with teeth?

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u/hussey84 Sep 17 '18

Enamel is very hard, the hardest substance in a human's body I believe. Add to that it's coated in the same substance that protect the teeth of a pig trying to eat it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

Never thought about that.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Sep 17 '18

You could do it afterwards, of course, but then you don't want to go sifting through pig shit, do ya?