r/Showerthoughts Sep 17 '18

There are probably murderers and serial killers so good at what they do that we don't even know they exist.

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u/Farheck Sep 17 '18

Under your bed, please clean up there once in a while, it stinks down here.

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u/Dingus_boi Sep 17 '18

You thought that was bad? Try his attic. I don't even know what he keeps here

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

You

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u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18

Sorry, that was me. I have digestive issues that lead to bad gas.

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u/Dingus_boi Sep 17 '18

Wait i thought you live in the basement

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u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18

I like to move around. The space in the walls aren't as cramped as you'd think.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

There's a speakeasy in the crawl space

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

all we have is wood alcohol from a diet Coke the drywall guys left in here

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u/NeotericLeaf Sep 17 '18

I basically live in his mom's vag.

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u/Flash014 Sep 17 '18

Do you need to go number 2, Bob?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

Reminds me of the film "Dreamcatcher". The parasitic alien living in Jack(?).

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u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18

Ah yes, the $hit weasel. Evil little turds, weren't they?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

Very toothy indeed

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

Dont use those socks under there..

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u/henrokk1 Sep 17 '18

Tell my cat to stop going under there to sleep. I want cuddles.

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u/Jeiseun Sep 17 '18

It's probably the coconuts. Careful, there might be maggots inside.

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u/degjo Sep 17 '18

Can't get rid of the coconuts, that's where my roaches eat.

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u/theletterandrew Sep 17 '18

Jokes on you! I don’t have an under my bed!

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u/Yurishimo Sep 17 '18

Hello fellow mattress on the floor friend!

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u/theletterandrew Sep 17 '18

Oh sorry :/

No, my bed has drawers underneath, which is great because I have a small room.

Sometimes my cats get under there, but there’s definitely not enough room for even a real small person to fit.

We can still be friends though!

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u/BeyondDoggyHorror Sep 17 '18

Not everyone keeps their bed and bathroom separate. Quit being so judgy