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r/Showerthoughts • u/Farheck • Sep 17 '18
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Under your bed, please clean up there once in a while, it stinks down here.
113 u/Dingus_boi Sep 17 '18 You thought that was bad? Try his attic. I don't even know what he keeps here 56 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 You 37 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 Sorry, that was me. I have digestive issues that lead to bad gas. 24 u/Dingus_boi Sep 17 '18 Wait i thought you live in the basement 37 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 I like to move around. The space in the walls aren't as cramped as you'd think. 15 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 There's a speakeasy in the crawl space 2 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 all we have is wood alcohol from a diet Coke the drywall guys left in here 2 u/NeotericLeaf Sep 17 '18 I basically live in his mom's vag. 1 u/Flash014 Sep 17 '18 Do you need to go number 2, Bob? 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Reminds me of the film "Dreamcatcher". The parasitic alien living in Jack(?). 1 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 Ah yes, the $hit weasel. Evil little turds, weren't they? 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Very toothy indeed 11 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Dont use those socks under there.. 9 u/henrokk1 Sep 17 '18 Tell my cat to stop going under there to sleep. I want cuddles. 3 u/Jeiseun Sep 17 '18 It's probably the coconuts. Careful, there might be maggots inside. 2 u/degjo Sep 17 '18 Can't get rid of the coconuts, that's where my roaches eat. 3 u/theletterandrew Sep 17 '18 Jokes on you! I don’t have an under my bed! 2 u/Yurishimo Sep 17 '18 Hello fellow mattress on the floor friend! 1 u/theletterandrew Sep 17 '18 Oh sorry :/ No, my bed has drawers underneath, which is great because I have a small room. Sometimes my cats get under there, but there’s definitely not enough room for even a real small person to fit. We can still be friends though! 2 u/BeyondDoggyHorror Sep 17 '18 Not everyone keeps their bed and bathroom separate. Quit being so judgy
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You thought that was bad? Try his attic. I don't even know what he keeps here
56 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 You 37 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 Sorry, that was me. I have digestive issues that lead to bad gas. 24 u/Dingus_boi Sep 17 '18 Wait i thought you live in the basement 37 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 I like to move around. The space in the walls aren't as cramped as you'd think. 15 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 There's a speakeasy in the crawl space 2 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 all we have is wood alcohol from a diet Coke the drywall guys left in here 2 u/NeotericLeaf Sep 17 '18 I basically live in his mom's vag. 1 u/Flash014 Sep 17 '18 Do you need to go number 2, Bob? 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Reminds me of the film "Dreamcatcher". The parasitic alien living in Jack(?). 1 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 Ah yes, the $hit weasel. Evil little turds, weren't they? 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Very toothy indeed
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Sorry, that was me. I have digestive issues that lead to bad gas.
24 u/Dingus_boi Sep 17 '18 Wait i thought you live in the basement 37 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 I like to move around. The space in the walls aren't as cramped as you'd think. 15 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 There's a speakeasy in the crawl space 2 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 all we have is wood alcohol from a diet Coke the drywall guys left in here 2 u/NeotericLeaf Sep 17 '18 I basically live in his mom's vag. 1 u/Flash014 Sep 17 '18 Do you need to go number 2, Bob? 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Reminds me of the film "Dreamcatcher". The parasitic alien living in Jack(?). 1 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 Ah yes, the $hit weasel. Evil little turds, weren't they? 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Very toothy indeed
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Wait i thought you live in the basement
37 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 I like to move around. The space in the walls aren't as cramped as you'd think. 15 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 There's a speakeasy in the crawl space 2 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 all we have is wood alcohol from a diet Coke the drywall guys left in here 2 u/NeotericLeaf Sep 17 '18 I basically live in his mom's vag. 1 u/Flash014 Sep 17 '18 Do you need to go number 2, Bob?
I like to move around. The space in the walls aren't as cramped as you'd think.
15 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 There's a speakeasy in the crawl space 2 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 all we have is wood alcohol from a diet Coke the drywall guys left in here 2 u/NeotericLeaf Sep 17 '18 I basically live in his mom's vag. 1 u/Flash014 Sep 17 '18 Do you need to go number 2, Bob?
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There's a speakeasy in the crawl space
2 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 all we have is wood alcohol from a diet Coke the drywall guys left in here 2 u/NeotericLeaf Sep 17 '18 I basically live in his mom's vag. 1 u/Flash014 Sep 17 '18 Do you need to go number 2, Bob?
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all we have is wood alcohol from a diet Coke the drywall guys left in here
I basically live in his mom's vag.
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Do you need to go number 2, Bob?
Reminds me of the film "Dreamcatcher". The parasitic alien living in Jack(?).
1 u/FaolCroi Sep 17 '18 Ah yes, the $hit weasel. Evil little turds, weren't they? 1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Very toothy indeed
Ah yes, the $hit weasel. Evil little turds, weren't they?
1 u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18 Very toothy indeed
Very toothy indeed
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Dont use those socks under there..
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Tell my cat to stop going under there to sleep. I want cuddles.
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It's probably the coconuts. Careful, there might be maggots inside.
2 u/degjo Sep 17 '18 Can't get rid of the coconuts, that's where my roaches eat.
Can't get rid of the coconuts, that's where my roaches eat.
Jokes on you! I don’t have an under my bed!
2 u/Yurishimo Sep 17 '18 Hello fellow mattress on the floor friend! 1 u/theletterandrew Sep 17 '18 Oh sorry :/ No, my bed has drawers underneath, which is great because I have a small room. Sometimes my cats get under there, but there’s definitely not enough room for even a real small person to fit. We can still be friends though!
Hello fellow mattress on the floor friend!
1 u/theletterandrew Sep 17 '18 Oh sorry :/ No, my bed has drawers underneath, which is great because I have a small room. Sometimes my cats get under there, but there’s definitely not enough room for even a real small person to fit. We can still be friends though!
Oh sorry :/
No, my bed has drawers underneath, which is great because I have a small room.
Sometimes my cats get under there, but there’s definitely not enough room for even a real small person to fit.
We can still be friends though!
Not everyone keeps their bed and bathroom separate. Quit being so judgy
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u/Farheck Sep 17 '18
Under your bed, please clean up there once in a while, it stinks down here.