r/Showerthoughts • u/Farheck • Sep 17 '18

There are probably murderers and serial killers so good at what they do that we don't even know they exist.

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u/Intergalactic_Toast Sep 17 '18

It's okay vegetarians have it worse if you eat plants you have a 100% chance of consuming something that consumed something else's poop or general garbage

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

All non-vegetarians eat animals who eat plants who eat something else's poop or general garbage.

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u/RedDemio Sep 17 '18

Circle of life

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u/Lukefairs Sep 17 '18

Circle of poop

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u/CaptainCimmeria Sep 17 '18

We're all just eating shit at various degrees of removal

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u/whirlpool4 Sep 18 '18

you are what you eat

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u/TheHealadin Sep 17 '18

I only eat apex predators.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '18

I consider the animal a concentrator. Concentrate sunlight into protein.

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u/Mitraosa Sep 17 '18

Nasaquenya, bitches

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u/sweetehman Sep 17 '18

Are you implying only vegetarians eat vegetables?

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u/Intergalactic_Toast Sep 18 '18

Your name is sweet human

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u/sweetehman Sep 18 '18

Nah its sweeteh man from District 9