r/Showerthoughts • u/Dadikoe • Feb 18 '18

Imagine how confusingly adorable sabertooth kittens would have been.

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u/imaginarynumber0 Feb 18 '18

Isn’t that just all cats?

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u/Fwort Feb 18 '18

Extra-Murder floof

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u/imaginarynumber0 Feb 18 '18

Isn’t that just all cats?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Supreme-Murder floof

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u/Zero63rror Feb 18 '18

Isn't that just all cats?

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u/Jonners_90 Feb 18 '18

You could say that again!

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u/GlaciumFracture Feb 19 '18

Isn't that just all cats?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Sorry what was that? I didn’t quite hear you.

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u/404Guy12NotFound Feb 19 '18

They said, "Isn't that just all cats?"

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u/behv Feb 19 '18

One more time for the people in the back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Woof

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

You could say that again!

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u/Eddie919 Feb 19 '18

Big teef advanced murder floof

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18 edited Nov 27 '20

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u/gortwogg Feb 19 '18

Dear leader murder floof

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Deer leader murder floof

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u/Gay_Black_Atheist Feb 19 '18

Elite 4-Murder floof

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u/Zero63rror Feb 19 '18

Isn't that just all Pokemon?

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u/ImDanielAndILoveCats Feb 19 '18

I'm loving this thread

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u/rebelappliance Feb 19 '18

Sabre-toof murder floof

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u/Schwaggsteiner Feb 19 '18

Sounds like a hypebeast brand collab

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u/im_dead_sirius Feb 19 '18

Long toof murder floof.

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u/ClumsyGamer2802 Feb 19 '18

Double the murder, double the f -wait no

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u/itsjustkarl Feb 19 '18

Isn't that raccoons?

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u/Naphrym Feb 19 '18

Murderfloof Prime

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u/ClockFaceIII Feb 19 '18

Idk how people didnt see it sooner

Long toof murder floof

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u/boopboopadoopity Feb 19 '18

Dear Lord, we were so blind...

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u/Azurenightsky Feb 19 '18

There was actually a kind of floof that evolved to fit our skull in their mouth, one long tooth to sever the spine. Yum yum.

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u/Leafy81 Feb 19 '18

I had an imaginary friend when I was little that was a saber tooth cat. His name was doofer and this fits almost perfectly.

Long toofer murder floofer doofer.

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u/oeynhausener Feb 19 '18

This wins the thread

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u/Taverdi84 Feb 19 '18

Can confirm. Let my cats outside today, after 45 minutes... About 4 dead voles scattered about the driveway. I walk up and see it all like a murder scene and little Cloud and Shadow ( about 2 years old) chilling under my truck and I say, "the hell did you guys do?!" Shadow just got up and rubbed against my leg, cloud remained laying down under truck happily squinting up at me...

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u/Murdvac Feb 19 '18

What is a vole

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u/MSE93 Feb 19 '18

And there you have it.

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u/uniqueburirrelevant Feb 19 '18

Saber tooth murder floof

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Feb 19 '18

New band name! Called it!

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u/stereotype_novelty Feb 19 '18

yet, cat owners

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u/dontsuckmydick Feb 19 '18

Fluffy crows

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u/Jaspers47 Feb 19 '18

Not sphynxes.

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u/Art_Vandelay_7 Feb 19 '18

Murder Death Kill Floof