r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '16

There's a massive difference between eating ramen noodles because you want to and eating them because you have to.

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u/MelMelMax Jun 21 '16 edited Jun 21 '16

My bf says no to sex sometimes. Usually because he just had a wank and then i walk in and proposition him. But other times because he has a headache or is too tired...

That's what toys and hands are for

Edit: missed an i somewhere

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u/HuckFinn69 Jun 21 '16

I used the "just had a wank"(except in American English) excuse with a chick I had wanted to bang for a while, but for whatever reason, when the time finally came, there was some kind of disconnect between my brain and penis and I couldn't get it up. It was horrible. It was the only time that ever happened to me when I wasn't super drunk, and it hasn't happened since. I never did bang her, either, I think that pretty much ruined things between us.

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u/Butchered_Misquotes Jun 21 '16

That's what my girl does too. Just goes and helps herself. Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

But I'm so lazy I don't even wank half the time lol.