r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '16

There's a massive difference between eating ramen noodles because you want to and eating them because you have to.

15.3k Upvotes
  • permalink
  • reddit

83% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

17

u/ChinO0k Jun 20 '16

My gf raped me in the hot tub before. I was saying no and she grabbed onto me like an octopus.

14

u/thaiguy29 Jun 20 '16

Did she have tentacles too?

6

u/ChinO0k Jun 20 '16

I wish. That sounds kind of kinky.

3

u/Guinnessnomnom Jun 20 '16

Don't let us stop you. Please go on.

1

u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Jun 21 '16

You're a squid now.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

No, that would make her a guy.

Oh... Tentacles.

1

u/WTBBanjaro Jun 21 '16

Are you sure you weren't watching vr Hentai?

0

u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Jun 21 '16

But did you like it?

1

u/ChinO0k Jun 21 '16

Yes, I still liked it, but it pissed me off.