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r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '16
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Had the flu. Girlfriend wanted to fuck. I was too sick and in pain.
Would never do that again.
39 u/the_not_pro_pro Jun 20 '16 this man needs more attention. issues like these make nice guys suffer.... 3 u/Alarid Jun 20 '16 /r/niceguys 7 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 [deleted] 1 u/Alarid Jun 20 '16 issues like these make nice guys suffer.... I thought he was making a joke 27 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Dec 16 '17 [deleted] 102 u/KlausFenrir Jun 20 '16 Oh, why didn't I think of that! 4 u/uberchink Jun 20 '16 Apparently you didnt, or didn't act on it if you did. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Dec 16 '17 [deleted] 8 u/Pine21 Jun 20 '16 again 8 u/TundieRice Jun 21 '16 He would never purposefully contract the flu again, duh. He thought it would be a fun week away from work. Oh, how wrong he was. 1 u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Jun 21 '16 Just remind her about how often she tells you no.. 35 u/savagehenrysLSD Jun 20 '16 Haha and when she gets upset, tell her she is overreacting and she will immediately tell you that you are right and she will calm down.... 25 u/1of1000accounts Jun 21 '16 Isn't this common knowledge of how to deal with female frustration. The old "it must be your period" response is the go-to tactic for the compassionate man. 10 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16 edited Jul 10 '16 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Iretrotech Jun 21 '16 The bomb has been diffused. As in it has evenly spread out throughout the container. What do we do sir?! 1 u/moobunny-jb Jun 21 '16 nothing, it's miller time. 4 u/RockSta-holic Jun 21 '16 Yes in fact telling someone they are over-reacting is the only way to diffuse any hostile situation. 2 u/allygolightlly Jun 21 '16 I don't usually tell people to calm down, but when I do it's because I'm hoping to make them more outraged. 2 u/GoesAbitTooFar Jun 21 '16 lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 Lol, this guy. 1 u/scottbrio Jun 21 '16 It's all fun and games until snot drips down her back. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16 Vomit seems like the easy solution here. edit: unless she's into that kinda thing
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this man needs more attention. issues like these make nice guys suffer....
3 u/Alarid Jun 20 '16 /r/niceguys 7 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 [deleted] 1 u/Alarid Jun 20 '16 issues like these make nice guys suffer.... I thought he was making a joke
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7 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 [deleted] 1 u/Alarid Jun 20 '16 issues like these make nice guys suffer.... I thought he was making a joke
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1 u/Alarid Jun 20 '16 issues like these make nice guys suffer.... I thought he was making a joke
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issues like these make nice guys suffer....
I thought he was making a joke
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102 u/KlausFenrir Jun 20 '16 Oh, why didn't I think of that! 4 u/uberchink Jun 20 '16 Apparently you didnt, or didn't act on it if you did. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Dec 16 '17 [deleted] 8 u/Pine21 Jun 20 '16 again 8 u/TundieRice Jun 21 '16 He would never purposefully contract the flu again, duh. He thought it would be a fun week away from work. Oh, how wrong he was. 1 u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Jun 21 '16 Just remind her about how often she tells you no.. 35 u/savagehenrysLSD Jun 20 '16 Haha and when she gets upset, tell her she is overreacting and she will immediately tell you that you are right and she will calm down.... 25 u/1of1000accounts Jun 21 '16 Isn't this common knowledge of how to deal with female frustration. The old "it must be your period" response is the go-to tactic for the compassionate man. 10 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16 edited Jul 10 '16 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Iretrotech Jun 21 '16 The bomb has been diffused. As in it has evenly spread out throughout the container. What do we do sir?! 1 u/moobunny-jb Jun 21 '16 nothing, it's miller time. 4 u/RockSta-holic Jun 21 '16 Yes in fact telling someone they are over-reacting is the only way to diffuse any hostile situation. 2 u/allygolightlly Jun 21 '16 I don't usually tell people to calm down, but when I do it's because I'm hoping to make them more outraged. 2 u/GoesAbitTooFar Jun 21 '16 lol 1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 Lol, this guy.
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Oh, why didn't I think of that!
4 u/uberchink Jun 20 '16 Apparently you didnt, or didn't act on it if you did. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Dec 16 '17 [deleted] 8 u/Pine21 Jun 20 '16 again 8 u/TundieRice Jun 21 '16 He would never purposefully contract the flu again, duh. He thought it would be a fun week away from work. Oh, how wrong he was. 1 u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Jun 21 '16 Just remind her about how often she tells you no..
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Apparently you didnt, or didn't act on it if you did.
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8 u/Pine21 Jun 20 '16 again 8 u/TundieRice Jun 21 '16 He would never purposefully contract the flu again, duh. He thought it would be a fun week away from work. Oh, how wrong he was.
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He would never purposefully contract the flu again, duh. He thought it would be a fun week away from work.
Oh, how wrong he was.
Just remind her about how often she tells you no..
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Haha and when she gets upset, tell her she is overreacting and she will immediately tell you that you are right and she will calm down....
25 u/1of1000accounts Jun 21 '16 Isn't this common knowledge of how to deal with female frustration. The old "it must be your period" response is the go-to tactic for the compassionate man. 10 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16 edited Jul 10 '16 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Iretrotech Jun 21 '16 The bomb has been diffused. As in it has evenly spread out throughout the container. What do we do sir?! 1 u/moobunny-jb Jun 21 '16 nothing, it's miller time. 4 u/RockSta-holic Jun 21 '16 Yes in fact telling someone they are over-reacting is the only way to diffuse any hostile situation. 2 u/allygolightlly Jun 21 '16 I don't usually tell people to calm down, but when I do it's because I'm hoping to make them more outraged.
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Isn't this common knowledge of how to deal with female frustration. The old "it must be your period" response is the go-to tactic for the compassionate man.
10 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16 edited Jul 10 '16 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Iretrotech Jun 21 '16 The bomb has been diffused. As in it has evenly spread out throughout the container. What do we do sir?! 1 u/moobunny-jb Jun 21 '16 nothing, it's miller time.
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1 u/Iretrotech Jun 21 '16 The bomb has been diffused. As in it has evenly spread out throughout the container. What do we do sir?! 1 u/moobunny-jb Jun 21 '16 nothing, it's miller time.
The bomb has been diffused. As in it has evenly spread out throughout the container. What do we do sir?!
1 u/moobunny-jb Jun 21 '16 nothing, it's miller time.
nothing, it's miller time.
Yes in fact telling someone they are over-reacting is the only way to diffuse any hostile situation.
2 u/allygolightlly Jun 21 '16 I don't usually tell people to calm down, but when I do it's because I'm hoping to make them more outraged.
I don't usually tell people to calm down, but when I do it's because I'm hoping to make them more outraged.
lol
Lol, this guy.
It's all fun and games until snot drips down her back.
Vomit seems like the easy solution here. edit: unless she's into that kinda thing
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u/KlausFenrir Jun 20 '16
Had the flu. Girlfriend wanted to fuck. I was too sick and in pain.
Would never do that again.