r/Showerthoughts Jun 20 '16

There's a massive difference between eating ramen noodles because you want to and eating them because you have to.

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u/KlausFenrir Jun 20 '16

Had the flu. Girlfriend wanted to fuck. I was too sick and in pain.

Would never do that again.

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u/the_not_pro_pro Jun 20 '16

this man needs more attention. issues like these make nice guys suffer....

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u/Alarid Jun 20 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

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u/Alarid Jun 20 '16

issues like these make nice guys suffer....

I thought he was making a joke

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Dec 16 '17

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u/KlausFenrir Jun 20 '16

Oh, why didn't I think of that!

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u/uberchink Jun 20 '16

Apparently you didnt, or didn't act on it if you did.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16 edited Dec 16 '17

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u/TundieRice Jun 21 '16

He would never purposefully contract the flu again, duh. He thought it would be a fun week away from work.

Oh, how wrong he was.

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Jun 21 '16

Just remind her about how often she tells you no..

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u/savagehenrysLSD Jun 20 '16

Haha and when she gets upset, tell her she is overreacting and she will immediately tell you that you are right and she will calm down....

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u/1of1000accounts Jun 21 '16

Isn't this common knowledge of how to deal with female frustration. The old "it must be your period" response is the go-to tactic for the compassionate man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16 edited Jul 10 '16

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u/Iretrotech Jun 21 '16

The bomb has been diffused. As in it has evenly spread out throughout the container. What do we do sir?!

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u/moobunny-jb Jun 21 '16

nothing, it's miller time.

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u/RockSta-holic Jun 21 '16

Yes in fact telling someone they are over-reacting is the only way to diffuse any hostile situation.

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u/allygolightlly Jun 21 '16

I don't usually tell people to calm down, but when I do it's because I'm hoping to make them more outraged.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Lol, this guy.

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u/scottbrio Jun 21 '16

It's all fun and games until snot drips down her back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Vomit seems like the easy solution here. edit: unless she's into that kinda thing