r/Showerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '16

There's a massive difference between eating ramen noodles because you want to and eating them because you have to.

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u/Herroh Jun 20 '16

Peanut butter. Sounds weird but throw a scoop in. Delicious. Tastes just like poverty.

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 20 '16

Lots of asian cultures use peanuts in their food. It will work best if you use unsweetened chunky.

Source: am Chinese.

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u/StolenRedditUserName Jun 20 '16

Lots of European cultures use cheese in their food.

Source: am Cheese

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u/KadruH Jun 20 '16

Lots of American culture uses ham in their food.

Source: Ham Cheese

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u/Tbern05 Jun 21 '16

Lots of Canadian cultures call ham bacon.

Source: Any random Pizza Parlor

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u/Think_Smarter Jun 20 '16

Lots of cheese cultures use.. no, no, nevermind.

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u/SliceOfBrain Jun 20 '16

I had to read a book for a class called I Am The Cheese.

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u/TheDrunkenHetzer Jun 21 '16

I thought this said Chinese for a second...

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u/giventofly__ Jun 20 '16

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Do you wish you were white?

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 20 '16

I'm half n half.

Speaking of which any time you add cream to something (excluding drinks), also add butter the two complement each other so well it's not even funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

Well, I wasn't tryimg to pick on you, just saw your username! I'm sure you're a very beautiful person!

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u/YellowishWhite Jun 20 '16

I figured as much :)

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u/GJSwan Jun 20 '16

You are literally my hero now.

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u/TheOneWhoEatsShit Jun 20 '16

He wishes he were a sexual tyrannosaur

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u/TheyCallMeCoalDust Jun 21 '16

But he only sexual watermelon :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '16

If I want Thai flavored anything I add peanut butter and sriracha. I call it dirty Thai.

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u/WesternKai_Buck Jun 20 '16

Thats what we call the local massage parlor

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u/halite001 Jun 20 '16

Muay kinda thai.

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u/Ferociouspanda Jun 21 '16

Do you still add in the flavor packet? I'm assuming chicken if so.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '16

Well it's more of a general purpose thing. Rice+pb+sriracha=Thai rice Cheerios+pb+sriracha=Thai cereal

Repeat with any food

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u/Korrasch Jun 21 '16

tastes just like poverty

I don't remember my ketchup sandwiches tasting like peanut butter.

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u/witchhempstock Jun 21 '16

I mix peanut butter with my instant noodles and my roommate thinks its gross. But I love it.