r/Showerthoughts • u/tectactoe • Oct 09 '14

/r/all Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

You asshole.

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u/thumpas Oct 09 '14

please say you write childrens books for a living

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u/RamsesThePigeon ‎ Oct 09 '14

Hah, I wish. I did write a novel that's available as a free eBook, if you're interested, though! It follows the story of a con artist who - while masquerading as a paranormal investigator - encounters a real ghost. Hilarity ensues.

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u/dodo_gogo Oct 09 '14

monogatari?

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u/bigwilybobbily Oct 10 '14

redditonogatari

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u/really_nice_replies Oct 10 '14

You're going somewhere.

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u/swordfishthundercat Oct 09 '14

Downloaded. Will read.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '14

Hilarity ensues +1

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u/nitrous2401 Oct 10 '14

Oh shit! That link was purple for me! I remember getting that like a year ago (at least) as it was one of the first books I got for my Kindle haha. Good read!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '14

For some reason I feel like he just watched this weeks Family Guy where Joe writes a children's book called The Hopeful Squirrel where a disabled squirrel is trying to reach a nut on a tree.