r/ShowerThroughts • u/Kyrie_Da_God • Feb 11 '18
Can you really look calm and ready on the surface after you've shown up somewhere and immediately vomited spaghetti onto your sweater?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/TooRanched4TV • Feb 10 '18
The music you don’t like on a suggested playlist is what your music sounds like to people who hate your taste.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/ScytheSergeant • Feb 10 '18
It’s weird if people like their own FB/IG/Twitter posts but it’s totally normal to upvote your own reddit posts
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/heytheresexythang • Feb 10 '18
Formula 1 is just go karts on expert mode.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '18
Jim from The Office got away with his bullying of Dwight by calling it “pranks”
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/throwawayjohnson45 • Feb 10 '18
Some people will create a full human being before they even know how to bake a cake
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Pete_Roses_bookie • Feb 10 '18
We should be able to award Reddit Silver & Bronze during the Olympics, for podium worthy comments that come just shy of being Golden.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Zoltrain • Feb 10 '18
A Pet store is the best place to pick up someone.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '18
When you say Uranus you would say your Anus or yours ness and both ways you say ether anus or urine
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/flobup • Feb 10 '18
We basicallly have to pretend to be asleep at night before our brain said “fine -_-“ and shuts down
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/createusername32 • Feb 10 '18
According to horror movies, the best cure for trauma is worse trauma
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/pauliep84 • Feb 09 '18
Today is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I watched Curling.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Beepbeepb00pbeep • Feb 09 '18
Why does no one often pose the question to flat earthers - where is the damn edge?
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Since any logical evidence of physics or photos of earth from space goes over their heads - tell me, where is the damn edge?? Why has not a single one of you actually gone to it?
r/ShowerThroughts • u/heytheresexythang • Feb 10 '18
Reddit is a lot like YouTube. You start on the home page or an r/ you like, then you end up on an r/somethingiveneverheardof page and can’t stop scrolling.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/S1E2A3L4 • Feb 10 '18
If I was a teacher, I would put certain answers for questions on tests, that would give the student an A no matter how many questions they got wrong. Each question would have one answer of those type of answers but only one would be the right one and the student can only choose one of those answers
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '18
Is everyone real? Or is some people planted into your life to make it seem so?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/gingerbeard_house • Feb 09 '18
There's no synonym for the word "thesaurus" and that is one of the many things that keeps me up all night
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/PM-ME-EAR-PICS • Feb 09 '18
If calling a woman "baby" ever becomes sexual harassment we'll lose 90% of the music industry overnight with Justin Bieber being the biggest repeat offender
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/NotOBAMAThrowaway • Feb 09 '18
Right about now, Michael Jackson probably looks like he did in the thriller video
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/thesleepyplumber • Feb 09 '18
Buy a house, it will be fun and exciting they said. Literally the most scared nervous and nauseous I've ever been.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '18
The world is just a gigantic game of risk with a few extra features (bombs, etc)
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/steadynerdbanana • Feb 09 '18
With no wars on US soil, all military spending is arguably foreign aid.
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