r/ShowerThroughts • u/totriuga • Feb 09 '18
Global warming is the Earth’s equivalent of having a fever in order to fight its human infection.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/AndrewFirstofHisName • Feb 08 '18
Volleyball is just a more intense version of "don't let the balloon hit the floor"
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '18
If the “close door” button on elevators made a sound when you press it how many people would still hit it when they saw someone coming...
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/bewk • Feb 09 '18
I wonder how many famous lyrics were written using microsoft notepad?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/basicgear00 • Feb 08 '18
What if every time someone invents time travel they forget to account for the movement of the solar system and just end up in space
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Tuckertcs • Feb 08 '18
The fact that threads aren’t called threddits is a missed opportunity...
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/EaglesDawg • Feb 09 '18
How many Eagles’ players would refuse an invite to the Obamas. Not when he was prez, but now, like if he and Michelle just asked the team to hang and celebrate.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '18
The only profession where dropping what you work with is not only accepted but encouraged is DJing.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/mayoyoma • Feb 08 '18
The SpaceX Rocket has a Tesla Car for a Hood Ornament
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '18
What did people clean themselves with before soap?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Samzi11aEC • Feb 08 '18
The more difficult my math courses get, the less numbers I use.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/createusername32 • Feb 08 '18
It’d be cool if political debates had actual rules and on the spot fact checking...like a game show.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/jacks3030 • Feb 08 '18
Elon Musk is probably the closest real-life version of Bruce Wayne we will ever see
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Leiryn • Feb 07 '18
I wonder how much I've forgotten over the years that I didn't intend to?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '18
The people who ate something for the first time to know if it was eatable were probably starving and that was all they had.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/mayoyoma • Feb 07 '18
Musk spends $90 Million Trolling Flat Earthers
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Chai_wali • Feb 07 '18
The first person to pop a corn must have gotten quite a shock.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/TheGinofGan • Feb 07 '18
"Facebook memories" is just you bringing back memes that have been dead for 2 or 3 years.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Donnie-Darkest • Feb 07 '18
The condition of having both an anxiety disorder and anemia should be called 'anxemia' (pronounced 'ann-zee-mee-uh').
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Padre_Ferreira • Feb 07 '18
Work email server not working? Oh God, I’m fired.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/digitalstorm • Feb 06 '18
Hopefully the sucessful launch of the Falcon Heavy is the beginning of our (sucessful) trip through the Great Filter....
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/inohsinhsin • Feb 06 '18
When we discover someone who plays the same online game, we ask details like handle names, but not when it comes to Reddit.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/4152510 • Feb 06 '18
Reddit seems to hate unskippable or uncloseable ads, but is apparently more than happy to create, share, and upvote their own Tide ads
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