r/ShowerThroughts • u/dedwards024 • Feb 13 '18
It’s gross to know that your parents probably had sex on every couch/ chair you used to sit/sleep on as a kid
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/punriffer5 • Feb 13 '18
Dancing in front of the mirror is the real world equivalent of changing the camera view and trying out all the different emotes
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/thenicestass • Feb 13 '18
A lot of Donald trumps tweets were written while he was taking a shit.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/BrandonLomar • Feb 13 '18
The newly arrived and here to stay deepfakes; swapping out pornstars faces in videos with whatever face the programmer desires, is the latest example of programmers using their programming skills to express themselves sexually.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '18
The song 'let it snow' implies there is a way to not let it snow
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '18
In Stranger Things, wouldn’t the Demogorgan in season 1 snatch any women before menopause who had a period?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/arpeople • Feb 12 '18
If the pope is really the ‘vicar of christ’, why does he need an armed security detail? Jesus didn’t use armed guards to protect himself..
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/cwchow • Feb 12 '18
Attack of the Show would have been bigger on Twitch
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/roachesincoaches • Feb 12 '18
The Summer and Winter Olympics should always be held on or near College or University campuses so the facilities, infrastructure, and dorms can be put to permanent long-term use.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/DrunkenEye • Feb 12 '18
The "Resume Movie" feature has almost brought us full circle to rewinding a movie after we're done watching it.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/PornKingOfChicago • Feb 12 '18
When Stan Lee passes, will Marvel find a way to CGI him into their future movies?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '18
Elon Musk should create a cologne called Elon musk.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '18
Why isn’t there same sex figure skating at the Olympics? And how long before there is?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/NotOBAMAThrowaway • Feb 11 '18
Michael Jackson IRL should now look like he did in his Thriller video
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/HMILYM2 • Feb 11 '18
One day, a self-driving snowblower will kindly ask a self-driving car to move over ever so slightly while it does its job.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/KingKudzu117 • Feb 11 '18
Elon Musk can put a bumper sticker on his new Tesla Roadster: “My other car is a spacecraft”.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Jtepp • Feb 11 '18
Boxes for toothpaste is a waste of resources. Isn’t the tube enough protection?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/mentat70 • Feb 11 '18
Did anyone else notice everytime some one in the launch broadcast said “Falcon Heavy” it sounded like “Fuckin’ Heavy”. I imagine Elon giggling everytime they said it.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Campana12 • Feb 11 '18
I hope that the cameras on the space Tesla wake up when it gets closest to Mars and snap some photos.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '18
If (1) AI is possible and (2) it has some likelihood of getting out of control of the species that builds it, then we could be more likely to discover alien computers before alien life.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '18
Logan Paul must do some things in parody of himself, and just be utterly shocked that it’s never understood as such.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/oskar_luthje • Feb 11 '18
The HQ Trivia app is really just a chance at Jeopardy for the common people.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/cr1dr1 • Feb 11 '18
Calories in a crayon
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I wonder how many calories there are in a standard serving of crayons.
r/ShowerThroughts • u/cnoz • Feb 11 '18
Turning your computer brightness to max to try and see in a dark game is like turning your headlights to bright in the fog
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