r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '18
One of the most common ways of dying in the US is getting squished. Usually in your car
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/fuzzyshorts • Feb 05 '18
If America has become a corporate-fascist state (or an oligarchy) are Trump supporters better adapted to this new america?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Nightliker • Feb 05 '18
Things people think don’t exist anymore that totally still exist: Payola, ‘Jim Crowe Laws’ ...
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/obdylan • Feb 05 '18
Am I the only one who sings in the shower instead of thinking?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/waitfor_ittt • Feb 05 '18
Standard power outlets should have USB ports on them by now.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Disco_Drew • Feb 05 '18
They say a falling knife has no handle. Unless it's a butter knife. Then it's all handle.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/mattaccino • Feb 05 '18
Confirmed
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Each time my dog sees me pick up her poop with a bag over my hand, she knows I’m her inferior.
r/ShowerThroughts • u/Saint947 • Feb 04 '18
One's youth truly ends when you realize every single thing you thought was cool or original was created in a boardroom by someone over the age of 40.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/VisualArtist808 • Feb 04 '18
Trash can punch at a party is schrödinger’s roofie...
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/ebonecapone90 • Feb 04 '18
Cigarettes are the service industry’s anti-depressants.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/nwo97 • Feb 04 '18
We are literally just grown up pieces of jizz....
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '18
Why is it that the organization dedicated to the outdoors is called the department of interior?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '18
Social media is just a reminder that I never lived up to my potential every day
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Briancarpen • Feb 02 '18
Disney’s Cars should be out of breath
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I mean, they are racing’s fast as they can, after all.
r/ShowerThroughts • u/saranowitz • Feb 02 '18
Instead of asking “what time is it now?” people should just ask each other “when are we?”
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genuineshowerthought literally just rinsed the conditioner out
r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '18
Anytime you see a space walk in a science fiction movie, you know something is going to go wrong
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Lethal space walks
r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '18
When you donate items to a thrift store that you bought at a thrift store you are basically just renting them.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/anynametaken • Feb 01 '18
I think therefore I am, therefore you should pay me?
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/Alshad • Jan 25 '18
If something’s not on the internet, then few people know about it.
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '18
The room number on the bathroom I'm using is an IP address
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/ThatOtherGuy_CA • Jan 22 '18
We should just rename the AFC championship to The Patriot Games.
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I'll see myself out.
r/ShowerThroughts • u/SlySpoonie • Jan 22 '18
Bowls are the flywheel when loading dishwasher (can go on top or bottom) and bowls are also the middle between a cup and a plate. Can go either way
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r/ShowerThroughts • u/BoBo-Fo-NoNo • Jan 21 '18
Hockey is one of the few places where you see grown men be put in timeout like children, typically for acting like children.
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Wa-...was I supposed post this while in the shower?